The sonic screwdriver proudly wiggled around by the Twelfth Doctor is put together in ‘sweatshop’ conditions by children earning 23 pence AN HOUR.
This is the space gadget used time and again by the Doctor to cowardly flee from a host of sticky situations. The same can’t be said for the thousands of kids working up to 38 hours per day to make it.
Another worker, who has aged 74 years since she began working for ‘the Doctor’ little over three months ago, confirmed the Time Lord’s recklessness meant her team had to construct an unprecedented number of replacements.
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