Abbattman goes on a mission to help premier Colin Darnit come to terms with the fact that WA is a charity organisation supporting SA and Tassie.
Tony Abbott was just recovering from the shock of Bill Shorthairs launching a policy when the Abbattphone rang.
Tony immediately seized upon the strategic significance of this mission. He knew he wouldn’t fare at all well if both Bill Shorthairs and Colin Darnit kept crapping on about how unfair he was.
In view of the mission’s emergency status he eschewed a strategic review with Abbattintelligence. As soon as he’d donned his Abbattgear he pedalled straight down to the Abbattdrome on the Abbattbike, awaited the completion of Bronnie’s mission countdown and took off for Perth on the Abbattplane.
The moment he touched down Abbattman was off and running. He pedalled the Abbattbike off the plane straight down to Harvest Terrace, then drove right through the door to Parliament House and the one to Darnit’s office.