...of the Coach hobo bag is Shawn, with a random number of "7." Or more properly, Shawn's lovely wife. Or at least that's what he claims.
In the interest of pretending to not be a sore loser, let me be the first to congratulate Shawn's lovely wife.
Although, I would also be very interested in seeing their long-form marriage certificate to determine if Shawn is a legitimate winner.
I'm pretty sure marriage is the only reason a pretty girl would dance with a guy like that.
Um, yes. Just so. You are a lucky, lucky man.