For the benefit of those who do stumble across this page!
Now that the balance of the page has a simpler format, and with the exception of the text here and the yucky snot coloured background is quite readable, it occurred to me that people would actually try to get to this page, and so I figured there's no point in working too hard to improve it or they'll come back!
and we can be contacted.
Now I can sort out a few other things, like adding news to here!