A man has been discovered in rural Scotland who still uses a cheque book, it emerged yesterday.
The man, known only as Alfie, was found in his local supermarket trying to pay for his groceries by cheque.
Alfie’s bank, the Scottish Highwayman, confirmed that they do indeed have one single solitary customer who every six months without fail requests a new chequebook.
Since the discovery, several other banks have come forward to reveal that they also have a customer who uses cheques. In total, there appears to be four people in the UK still using chequebooks. Three females in their nineties and Alfie who is rumoured to be just 78.
The BBC are now planning on making a docudrama about the quartet entitled Cheque Mate.
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