"This hat does not accurately represent my personality."
I fear you are creating a Super Villain out of your cat. Anyone can only take so much, you know.
OMG what I wrote and posted just sounded so wrong Wrong WRONG! DELETED!
I don't know what you're talking about. See how much she adores her newest hat? Hahahaha!
Poor kitty. He's being so patient. I love the fuzziness of the cotton candy.
What a patient cat you have!
Future headline.... "crochet fanatic found dead in bed, found to have been smothered in sleep by hat wearing cat...."