After several dates, a Liverpool woman has opted out of asking her fuckboy to take his stupid hat off at the dinner table.
Lucy Wetherby, 22, has been dating Jason Townsend, 22, for three weeks and initially made her decision out of politeness and courtesy.
And, as time has gone on, the intrigue as to what has been under there has become much more interesting than Jason’s turgid anecdotes. Lucy is hoping that her story will start a trend that will lead to more and more women keeping their relationships alive.
The mystery element is infinite and this, Lucy says, has been key in keeping their dates exciting.
Jason was approached for comment, and probably made one, but we were too busy pondering what could be under there to bother writing it down.
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