HARTSFIELD-JACKSON ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT FOR PLANES–Airport officials have revealed a joint project with the city of Atlanta this morning to construct a monster truck based motorcade to be used by visiting dignitaries.
The enormous trucks will allow very important people to ride from the airport on the south side of the city to the northern suburbs — where all the money is — without being hindered by the city-wide gridlock their visits create.
State Trouper Lou Souper spoke with Atlanta Banana reporters via phone.
The monster trucks will exit the airport with the traveling dignitaries inside, then climb atop the nearest gridlocked vehicle, which will cushion the ride by collapsing in a shower of glass and buckling metal. The trucks will proceed in this fashion on a never ending carpet of vehicles, cushioning the occupants nicely.
Daily commuter and Conyers resident Hap Birkle said he understands the problem and is in favor of the monster trucks.