SKU: DW-Michael. Category: Donors. Tags: dog, homeless, hotdogs, michael, new york.
THIS WALLET USED TO BELONG TO MICHAEL.
WE DON’T KNOW WHO MICHAEL IS. WHAT WE DO KNOW IS THAT MICHAEL WAS HOMELESS. WE FOUND MICHAEL DEAD IN THE STREETS OF NEW YORK CITY.
NEXT TO MICHAEL’S BODY STOOD HIS FAITHFUL CANINE COMPANION. WE BOUGHT MICHAEL’S SKIN FROM HIS FAITHFUL CANINE COMPANION FOR TWO HOTDOGS.
THANKS TO YOU, MICHAEL’S FAITHFUL COMPANION ATE TWO HOTDOGS. HE’S NOW PROBABLY DEAD TOO. BUT AT LEAST HE ATE TWO MORE HOTDOGS BEFORE HE DIED.