WASHINGTON—the Obama administration, once again at the forefront of innovation, has a risky but innovative plan to launch a computer-powered “website” that will allow people to obtain health insurance using “e-commerce,” a revolutionary new way of buying things.
“The technology hurdles will be immense, but in the years ahead, we expect that literally thousands of people will buy things using the so-called-‘Internet’,” explained Kathleen Sebelius, Secretary of Health and Human Services. “Already, dozens of people have been able to buy health insurance using nothing more than a desktop computer and a mouse.” Sebelius was quick to explain that the “mouse” she was referring to was a computer device, not a real mouse.
ROFLing all over the place!