(The Internets) — In light of recent actual news reports, Reidicule News just wants to remind its readers that we have absolutely no opinion on the “hacktivist” group known as Anonymous.
“Nope. No opinion at all,” said Reidicule News in a prepared statement, strangely, since the publication has vehement opinions one way or another about literally every other societal topic.
At press time, it was alleged that your internet search history is equally, if not more, disgusting than mine.