Charlie: Dubloons from the king of Spain lost more than 300 years ago and their buried under a Costco.
Miranda: Pepper ate so many pancakes at a Denny's that the busboys had to unbolt the table to get him out of the booth.
Charlie: Miranda meet the Excalibur 1000.
Miranda: Carrots Mountain Dew Julia?
Charlie: Right Julia. Carrots. Right.
Miranda: She had an eating disorder. She went to hospital and died.
Miranda: Someone from work said they saw a deer in the cosmetics isle at Target.
Miranda: We are well on our way to paying off the Visa.