Also, I have been trying hard to tweet and blog consistently. I had no idea how time intensive this would be, but it’s fun and I am meeting some really cool people.
So now for the pictures and tweets summing up my high maintenance home front.
Oh crap. Mom knows we were in the garbage again. Stand really still and maybe she won’t notice us. If she makes any movement our way, run. It’s every pet for himself.
Screw my fake baking set. I want the real things that you are using, mom. Open that oven door for me now.
Stop taking pictures of me while I’m channeling my inner Bono. What’s wrong with you, mom? I’m trying to eat breakfast in peace.
Why do I have to tell my toddler that everything on her plate is "Mine" in order for her to eat it?
My #toddler won't eat the filet mignon I put on her plate, but she will eat the scraps out of the dog bowl. Grossed out #mama.
My #toddler was with her father when she missed the toilet and took a monster poop on the floor. However, her mother got to clean it up.
Friday Night: Before #Kids-All-night partying in the city; After Kids-Meet and greet at daycare and the opening ceremonies at the Olympics.
"@AngelaEhh: Sneezed while peeing. Anyone know the proper technique to push a uterus back in?" Better than peed while sneezing.
OMG! This smells disgusting and it’s so squishy. Get it off me now!
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