• Pressure Drop But Hope Springs Eternal!
• Coming Down To The Wire? The Water's Luvverly!
• Making Whoopee In the Mestalla Or Sinking In The Mire?
• Theatre Of Dreams Revisited, But Whose Dreams and Whose Nightmares?
• Will The Real Freddie Ljungberg Please Stand Up?
• Downhearted Before Derby Day? - Not Bloody Likely!
• We Came, We Saw, We Qualified!
• No Sleep Till The Bernabeu!
• From The Valley To Valhalla?
• Iron and Steel or Irons and Steal?
• Now That's What I Call Va-Va Wenger!
• Slowly Slowly Catchy Monkey, But Can Our Tickers Take It?
• A Whirlwind Against The Wilting Wearsiders, Whither Next On This Long And Winding Road?
• Superstitious, Yes. But Stupid....?