These are some lies we made up about Paoli.
An extraterrestrial from space has purportedly been perceived on many occasions in a home next to Paoli.
A large bloodcurdling beast can often be made out beneath a terrifying big tree in Paoli Experimental Forest looking creepy.
A gargantuan bighorn may be spotted frequently seeking a glove beside a parked pickup in a Paoli parking lot around midnight.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object has once in a while been spotted at Gravel Run at night hurling pieces of wood into the stream.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space is from time to time witnessed scooping out a crater at Halfmoon Springs late in the night.
Vincent van Gogh has supposedly been noticed on a small number of occasions concealing a dead body by a big rock in Inital Point Historical Monument on a dark night.
A space alien from the cosmos can from time to time be made out in a Paoli area shoe store, marching the aisles.