Did you steal Snowy, the giant inflatable snowman?
RESIDENTS of Wicklow town have been left baffled after a 60 foot inflatable snowman mysteriously dissappeared.
The giant inflatable snowman, called snowy, was taken from the roof of a shop in the town centre sometime on Monday night.
With just 4 weeks to Christmas, this is surely proof that THERE IS NO GOD. Any proper God would have arranged for the disappearance of half the cabinet, rather than this Wicklow treasure.
Thankfully, the life-size ballerina, life-size toy soldiers and giant Victorian shoes haven't been touched.
He's in with Shergar and Cael.
I hope not, ruserious. Snowy had so much more to give.
“We don’t understand why Snowy was targeted”, said a spokesperson.
Was that him that melted all over the east coast on Sunday?
He was a legitimate target.
Do you know his whereabouts?
Is he going to appear on some grainy internet video, with people threatening to lob his carrot off?
...............And bloody tasty he was too, with the apple sauce!
Christmas is incidental to this story. This is about Snowy.
Why, are you interested in buying him?
I've got it and they are not getting it back until they pronounce their county properly.
W.I.C.K.L.O.W. Wickla. What's the problem?
I'm glad he's gone. He was part of the white elitist agenda!
Public servant. I'm the only person with enough money to be able to buy stolen goods.
That was until he saw the kidnappers, at which point he became yellow and brown in parts.