Wouldn’t You Know About Anacondas Before You Tried to Get Eaten By One?
So, the guy who was going to try to get eaten by an anaconda had to call it off after the anaconda started squeezing him. Um… how else did he think the anaconda was going to do it? Did he not even once watch a constrictor eat? I mean, did he consider the part where the snake puts its teeth into the prey, too?
I had to stop reading right there. I am still laughing.
I’m having a good laugh at the fact that animal rights activists were pissed off beforehand and people who wanted to see a snake eat a man were pissed off afterward.
But I don’t know why they couldn’t have attached a small camera with a light to a deer and gotten their footage.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you fully understand what this type of scene entails, have done it before, and negotiate all levels of squeezing (and whether biting is involved) in advance. My anaconda is unimpressed.