I know we had jokes just last week, but you can never have too many, right?
How did you find school today?
I simply hopped off the bus – and there it was.
Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
What is white when it’s dirty and black when its clean?
What would happen if you took the school bus home ?
Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X’s on my test paper!
Son: I don’t know. They haven’t taught us how to read yet!
What’s yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?
What is the first thing a little snake learns in school?
What is the first thing a little gorilla learns in school?
What do little astronauts get when they do their homework?
Why did the little vampires stay up all night?
They were studying for a blood test.
Who sits in front of the class in ghoul school?
Teacher: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
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