Original Cat Pix Budget 2 Boom. Stragfalmed. Sheeperstrike. Flaming Thundersplont Box. Smile Rockets. Shark Whistler. Some of its fireworks sound more like they’re from the post-human era where machines dimly remember what humans were like, and celebrate them with commemorative explosions.
Shane's Thursday update stood out both for its timeliness and its particularly dark sense of humor. Readers and fans send requests for types of everyday human objects, Shane explains, but one list she recently received stood out for its possibilities: the names of fireworks, just in time for New Year's Eve.One reader sent her a list of 3,000 actual names of fireworks, all collected from a Dutch repository that combined English and Dutch names of products. (The use of Dutch product names such as Kinder Pakket Groot XXL "just made it more interesting," Shane notes.) With no other background data to go on, Shane's chosen neural-network solution, a toolset known as textgenrnn, accepted the giant list of real-life firework names and got to work creating its own list.
Some of its fireworks sound more like they’re from the post-human era where machines dimly remember what humans were like, and celebrate them with commemorative explosions.
With that in mind, the below list will either make you laugh or will sound suspiciously like the names of happy-sounding weapons used to wipe out the human race once Skynet becomes a real thing. You can sign up for Shane's email list to see additional invented fireworks names (including a couple that might seem NSFW, depending on the context), or check out many, many other amusing lists on her full site. In the meantime, here's to a new year and to innocently blowing stuff up on our way to it!