Posted by Arcane Gazebo at May 1, 2003 4:43 PM It's, uh, Loyalty Day. Seriously. Presidential proclamation. Hey, not only that, it's also a National Day of Prayer. It's great that he can take time out of his busy schedule to take care of important stuff like this. Maybe if there's room in the calendar he could consider a "Sixth Amendment Day" or perhaps a "Not Creating Huge Budget Deficits With Tax Cuts for the Rich Day". You know what would be an interesting experiment? A "National Day of Not Praying", where all Americans leave God the hell alone for 24 hours and try to get through on their own. The dude's got a tough job; he could use a break every now and then.
I was reading this while on a conference call and had to mute my line so they wouldn't hear me laughing.