WHAT THE ??!! — A New Jersey man is behind bars despite pooping his pants. Police in Plainfield say they were called last Sunday night about a disorderly man and found Kyle Chambliss talking loudly on his phone. They asked him to step out of his car but he then told cops he had to defecate and that’s exactly what he did. They say he did so in an effort to keep them from cuffing him but it didn’t work. Chambliss was booked on multiple counts as well as outstanding warrants.