Me neither. Even if I got assigned grunt work, it would have to be inside or at night or I’d be dead of sunburn in days.
Ah, so you are like the marine on this one episode of “Naked and Afraid”, where professional survivalists of various different styles are randomly paired up, male and female, buck naked in a surprise wilderness. This guy is TOUGH, trained and experianced in combat and the whole gambit of challengs…except one. One luxury he had always had was sunblock to protect his snow white Nordic skin. Without it he simply burns, he never tans, and it took him half an hour to get from his drop point on the tropical island to the shaded meeting place where his companion was, an island girl who has no trouble tanning. In that half hour alone he burned so badly that he was crippled for two days, so this scrawny had to care for this brwany hulk of a man. Now, you would not be without lotion entierly, not at first. Stock pile it, and make a point of scavanging for fresh tubes on outings. They have a shelf life, however, so you would need to learn to make your own eventually, and there are good home remedies. If all else fails, slather on mud.
Many people will thank you when there aren’t many toilets left.
Just be sure to make all the men sit down from now on.
My fiancee always says that she’d have to kill her 10-year-old in a zombie apocalypse because she won’t shut up.
I don’t have to worry I’ll just become a self reanimating Linch Lord.
Come on, man, you do not want people dying suddenly of cholera in the middle of the night, turning, and attacking others. Latrine duty saves lives. Meanwhile, on the side, you could make funny books to entertain children, and if you make it to a place like Alexandria, you could become a Journalist for the community.
Are…are you saying there won’t be any updates when the apocalypse hits?
Strive to be the almighty janitor, Mr. Gregoire. Strive to be the almighty janitor.
That mop looks used, and if this is only day one of the apocalypse, what happened to your predecessor? Latrine duty must be more dangerous than you’d think!
binge-reading this comic in one day is something i recommend, but make sure you have drinks on hand before you sit down, cause this comic is too good to walk away from.
Ha! Trained blacksmith! Now who’s useless, lawyers in your fancy suits? Are you going to sue those zombies as they eat your brains? Nope! But I’ll be safe in my fancy armor with a big sword!