Japanese (red)(godzilla body)-tsuma- godzilla body slams your wife like a SUMA wrestler.
Mandarin (orange)(dragon wings)-qizi-my wife likes the CHEese winged dragon at the ZOO.
french (blue)(crepe)-femme- when i get crepes all the girls come by. now when i get crepes im like FEM ME. now i have a wife.
Italian (indigo)(pisa middle)-moglie- my wife is angry at pisa she needs moe yay and less middle fingers.