The narration of this piece came from the satire of Kendra Eash at McSweeney's Internet Tendency - a website that sharply annihilates Internet culture (perhaps because it is a publishing company). Narrated by Dallas McClain with a voice like Sam Elliot doing the "Beef - It's What's For Dinner" commercials.
Here's why this humorous piece might actually make Bill Hicks turn in his grave (God rest his soul).