This weekend my A and R went away so I got to stay with Norman. Norman rocks, he is old so he knows all kinds of cool stuff. He was the one who taught me how to get up on the couch and lot of other useful things. . I owe a lot to Norman. Thanks for letting me stay with you.
The weekend went pretty well Norman and I hung out had some meals together that was about it. Sometime we see who can drink the most water. Norman usually challenges me right after everyone leaves the house for a while. . I guess he does not like interruptions while he is drinking. So far I have won every single time by a lot, I don’t know why he keeps challenging me. I mean it is not even close I can drink way more water than Norman. I am not sure why he keeps telling me about Niagra falls and the Mississippi river after these contests.
I messed up though Norman’s people have a really nice Snowman collection and their Christmas tree it top notch. Well you know how I have been trying really hard to be good I sort of chewed a few snowmen and undecorated the tree a little bit. Norman tried to stop me but I did not listen. He also told me to tell the people that I was just baby proofing the house. It sounds like a good story but I am not going to compound my screw up with a lie. I did that once with the seat belt and it is eating me up inside.
I don’t know why I chewed the snowmen, they were not even that good. They taste kind of like cotton stuffing. I figured maybe they would taste more like a snow cone but really they don’t. Don’t be fooled snowmen taste awful and eating them will only get you into trouble.
I do feel really bad because I know Norman’s N really likes her snowmen and she was definitely not happy with me. She even yelled at me. I know I deserved it and I tried to say I was sorry but it did not work. I can’t believe I am messing up this big so close to Christmas. Santa is definitely going to bring me coal. The only good thing is that I am black so you won’t be able to tell if I get coal dust all over my fur.
Santa if your reading this don’t bring me coal. I will try harder. I can definitely do better. I am really a good boy, I have just had some setbacks lately.
I thought that the water drinking contest was leading to yellow snowmen, not chewed snowmen. Keep trying Stephen, you should put up a paypal donation button to raise money for A.