Colons are about as useful as stuffed olives on a drinking binge: anchovy and garlic.
The path of The Sun through space is like that of a bath salt ball in a snack vending machine: a helical coil fixed to a one way motor doesn’t auger well for anyone trying to picture a planet to orbit around your selection before it drops out.
Press TEST to watch it scroll across the display: Please enjoy your Bath Salt Ball.
at any given time,” pushing a foot through the backdoor.
“Oh nohs! I just wanted to extend this to you. Don’t let it out of your sight.
like so many be-bopped emotions.
peering from atop her secretaire.
you play at her side, by the source.
back to Budapest Tom and Jerry.
otherwise they go home disappointed.
why do you think rockstars go insane so often?
how does Tom Jones wife trust him?
do we forgive Jerry Lee Lewis his crimes?
it’s quiet in here he said tap tap is this thing on?