Verdict: Judy. Both shows are filmed in California, but Judy is a former NYC judge, and that gives her the advantage.
Verdict: Judy. A bad haircut is better than no hair at all. Trust us.
Verdict: Wapner. Because when normal people get to date future starlets, everyone wins.
Book "From the Bench" "Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever"
Verdict: Push. Because when judges write, everyone loses.
Verdict: Wapner. Jon Lovitz in a red devil suit with floppy ears gets us every time.
Verdict: Wapner. Nobody likes a tattletale. Unless, y'know, they're right.
And so, once again we have scientifically proven that the winner is... BOTH! When it comes to semi-fictional, Jewish TV Judges, how can we possibly choose between them?