Lindsay Lohan was a no-show at Saturday’s Life Ball in Vienna, Austria. “At the beginning of the day, they handed out a list of the dressing rooms,” says a spy. “Lohan had the biggest one blocked off for her. But by the end of the day, when they handed out updates, she was off the list. She never showed up.” According to a source, flights and hotels were paid for by the organization, and Lohan missed her flight.
For the record, The Life Ball is one of the biggest HIV/AIDS fundraisers in Europe, and brings in big name singers, gay icons, and even Bill Clinton. And Lindsay couldn’t even be bothered to get on her free airplane to fly to her free hotel because … I don’t know. How much gin do you need running through your veins before any of that makes sense? Trick question! The answer is ALL OF IT.