APPARENTLY, KIRSTIE ALLEY HAD A SHOW? But now she doesn’t again.
AND APPARENTLY WALT FROM LOST HAD A HIT SONG LAST YEAR, and no one told me? That’s weird, right?
AND APPARENTLY MIKE ROWE IS RUNNING FOR COUNTY JUDGE IN ARKANSAS? Insert “dirty job” joke here.
AND APPARENTLY FX IS MAKING A COMEDY THAT TAKES PLACE IN THE COLONIAL ERA because everyone knows that the colonists were HILARIOUS.
AND APPARENTLY THE CW IS GOING TO AIR AN AWARDS SHOW FOR DOGS. Actually, that just makes good sense.
IN HONOR OF TONIGHT’S PREMIERE OF SHARKNADO 2, HERE’S TARA REID EXPLAINING HOW A SHARKNADO COULD REALLY HAPPEN. Srsly, guys.
SONS OF ANARCHY RETURNS ON SEPTEMBER 9TH, AND BOARDWALK EMPIRE RETURNS ON SEPTEMBER 7TH. And then they go away forever and ever.
WAIT, LAST I CHECKED, NAYA RIVERA WAS ENGAGED TO BIG SEAN, AND NOW SHE’S MARRIED TO NOT BIG SEAN? Girl works fast.
HERE IS THE TRAILER FOR 12 MONKEYS and it looks pretty good, guys!