One day, I heard a tapping in the pantry and went to check out the noise. Lulu was sitting on one of her old throw rugs. "What do ya want?" asked Lulu. "Can't a girl and her roo have some privacy?"
"I was just sitting here minding my own business when -- Oh Hellooo." cooed Lulu, "What's you're name?"
"Don't mind me, I just want a little peck. Oh, what nice red wattles you have. Very manly!"
"What a nice, big comb you have." said Lulu, "It stands up so nice and straight - not all floppy looking like mine."
"Oohh, you have flakes, corn flakes . . . I love corn. Will you share?" asks Lulu as she pecks the box. "Boy, you sure are the strong, silent type!"
"What's this?" asked Lulu. "Are you trying to hide strawberries in the corner here? Boy, that's gratitude for you, I let you share my favorite corner and not only do you NOT talk but you HIDE food too!! MEN!" huffs Lulu and she hops off leaving the tall, silent gentlemen alone, in the corner, with his cereal and strawberry.
OMG, I'm on the floor laughing. AND I'M AT WORK!!!
Another hilarious few minutes in the life of Lulu. Well done.
Lulu, what a life you have! Love you!