Tomatoes aren't scary, just disgusting. They do make lovely sauce, though.
999,945...it's going to take forever for the sparkly ball to reach the bottom of the pole.
Well then I better get in on the first few pages, I doubt anyone will read to post 500,000. So I will post here and be famous with all you other first 999,000ers.
Nice try, Crumbles. 999, 939.
I think I'm coming down with the flu. Oh, and nice first post, Slokenin!
ETA: Why don't we have a Count smiley?
I did, sorry bout that.
You, of all people, Crumbles. How could you?
It is the best I could do on such short notice.