A school project I did for Lit class. I find it hilarious, occasionally. Warning, it's really long. My favorite bits are the interview with Fred Loppensworth and the sentence: "He turned around, pasted a grin on his face and greeted his wife as if he had just been playing checkers and had won by three thousand and five."
Zeus was feeling particularly lonely.
is not going to act.
could use some. This is a problem.
we’re not taking submissions right now.
you ever thought about the guards?
interview with him. Aren’t we lucky?!
majorly freaky prison thing, man?
picked my name out of a raffle.
is for staying on the job this long?
FL: I’ve always wanted to be a star.
them couldn’t have my name on ‘em.
GW: We’ll put in a good word for you.
made by the monsters in Tartarus?
FL: I’m reading your lips.
there. We see no lint in your eyes.
GW: So how do you deal?
makes me feel nonchalant and calm.
of a heart attack, or maybe a stroke.
more than give you courage?
GW: We were wondering about that.
FL: That doesn’t seem silly at all.
Cupid made a really bad mistake.
Remember, folks, poems save lives.
reasons to think you’re really ugly.
with another one -- you can just chill.
what you want to do. No distractions.
about: the end of the semester finals.
the other religion’s long lasting.
human’s lives. I mean, come one.
and helping a boat get to land?
trying to find out, but it’s really hard.
Stick with us, folks. Please?
• Aphrodite wears an afro?