A woman and her husband are both in the Internet business, but it is the husband who's the one who truly lives, eats, and breathes computers.
The wife finally realized how bad it had gotten when, as she was scratching his back one day, the man said, "No, not there," he directed, "Scroll down."
Catherine, an RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she'd have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area. She e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential employers and attached her resume to each one.
Two weeks later, Catherine was dismayed and bewildered that she had not received even one request for an interview.
(IDG) -- In October 1999, three student filmmakers disappeared in a building in Redmond, Washington, while shooting a documentary. A week later, their footage was found. What follows is an edited transcript of that footage. Fortunately, I was able to cut the transcript, which was 385 pages, down to a half page by removing the profanity.
The Programmer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5." Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
98 little bugs in the code.
98 bugs in the code . . .
And a Ram was the father of a goat.
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regret to inform you that we have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
As Papa did last-minute Internet shopping.
In the wake of the emergence of the free Linux operating system, a quick look into the future.
(Picard) "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?"
(Geordi)"Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."
Says one friend to the other, "You'll never believe this. If you play an AOL 7.0 CD backwards you can hear all kinds of evil and satanic messages!"
His friend replies, "That's nothing--if you play it forwards, it installs AOL."
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are beginning to ask themselves if Windows is a virus.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources slowing down the system as they do so.
Read more: Is Windows a Virus?
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