The Chuck Norris facts have finally lost their lustre - my favourite is 'Chuck lost his virginity before his dad :) ( The Hoff had a little stint, but was no where as popular. Now, there are some guys who are giving my good friend Bilal a hard time, with some 'Bilal Facts' - some off them are funny though - I tried to get his consent to reproduce these, but the bugger logged off mxit before i could ask.
-BILAL RANDEREE IS THE ONLY PERSON THAT ASKS THE ISRAELI SOLDIERS FOR THEIR PASSPORTS.
-BILAL HAS BEEN TO PALESTINE....TWICE. AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE.
BILAL SUCCESSFULLY SWAM AND COMPLETED THE MIDMAR MILE THIS YEAR. NEXT YEAR.........HE PLANS TO RUN IT.
BILAL KNOWS WHO KILLED BOB WOOLMER.
-BILAL HAS BEEN TO MORE COUNTRIES IN ONE YEAR, THAN YOU HAVE BEEN IN YOUR LIFE.
When MJ runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
MJ is the only person in hell who has a friend.
lol, those were really cool MJ.. liked the Bilal ones, now if only he would comment.. as for your's the spiderman one is so funny!!
hmmm cant think of any.. maybe: MJ is as spicy as spicy pasta?
If ever given the choice between saving Zion and saving his one true love, MJ would choose both.
MJ can divide by zero.
MJ is the only living person that can succcessfully defend himself against chuck norris's roundhouse kick.
the "wies jou papa" t-shirts were made for mj.
the real reason professor msweli-mbanga left university is cos mj rejected her.
mj takes every deal on deal or no deal.
mj named the sony xbox after they approached him.
people are protesting the street name issue cos there's no MJ Street.
um, these are not as good as yours, mj, nor as good as waseems, but i hope they make you smile.
Richard Branson takes business tips from MJ.
Every woman wants MJ. Women are not interested in other men. Men turn gay to avoid rejection. Therefore homosexuality can be attributed to a single factor - MJ.
MJ caused th tidal wave in Durban when he got pissed with Guiditta.
where the hell has MJ been?!
and what is mxit btw?
Lol,this is such a crack up.
Sofi.. your obviously not from sa! MXIT is a chat program used from your fone. its really simple to use and insanely CHEAP, hence its phenomenal popularity =) hey is there a mxit entry on wiki? Someone go check!
Hahahahaha this is hillarious lol.
Its late im sick im rambling.
MJ wants ventured into the adult film industry. His one and only movie was called "Metal Gear Solid". The characters Liquid snake and Solid snake were names of his alter egos.
It was turned into game so kids could experience his awesomeness too.
MJ was the first character to be cast as himself in the hit TV show Heroes. MJ"s superpower was MJ and he Killed sylar in 2 min. (he was busy with his PS2 at the same time, hence it took him a little long.) Devastated, producers axed him from the show and chose a white guy they like to call peter. They wanted the show to last longer.