Haha, welcome to the club, brother.
What exactly are the qualifications to be a "Redneck?"
Listening to country (especially the old stuff like Waylon and Hank), driving a truck (say, an '87 F350 quad cab long bed with a 4 inch lift kit for instance ), being a hunter, being realistic about the current state of the world, and loving the outdoors (but not like a bunny-humper) all help you along.
"You Might Be A Redneck If"...funny.
Anyways everyone has a little redneck in them.
Actually I guess the majority of farmers are rednecks, not in the Jeff Foxworthy sense, more in the way described above.