@robfee: The guy that figured out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably had a lot of explaining to do.
@robfee: Relationships are just two people scrolling through Netflix saying "I don't care, just pick something" until they both turn into skeletons.
@robfee: If LeBron is better than Jordan, then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never asked for his help in a game in space. Can't argue with facts.
@robfee: Sorry pregnant ladies, all of your 3D ultrasounds look like Gollum in an Ikea lampshade.
It was probably just the wind.
@robfee: If you laugh at a kid's joke that kid will tell the exact same joke at slightly louder volumes 8,000 times in a row.