Looks like the perfect description of my mom!
very serious velvet paw conditions! Shouldn't everything be covered in fur?
Very well said! But you missed one thing...that every corner of sofa sets were made into scratch posts!
True enough what you have listed. It happens down here.
This fits at 99 % to me especially n° 1, I realize that I only have cat pictures in my wallet, lol !
But I am not called "weird" cat woman, but Madame Chat, which means Mrs. Cat.
LOL! How very true! Sounds a lot like my LS too.
LOL! This is all very true, especially number 16.
One of my husbands friends he hadn't seen in years came round and when my husband asked if he liked cats the 'friend' stated that he hated them and if one came near him it'd better watch out.
Needless to say the visit ended shortly after that and he's never been invited back.
Wow! Target is really have a nice nap huh!
This is a pretty accurate description of me as well...especially having to bite my tongue about my babies. Many of my students last year knew my cats' names. That says a lot.
Oh my goodness you nailed it! Right now I am sitting on the edge of my desk chair because Mimi was here first, and eating a certain cereal because she likes the way it makes the milk taste for her lol. Very funny and true list!
This is a very very true list. Also, I have to curb myself when talking to others, not to say "one of the cat blogs I read ........."
good idea Au! I will use this as KPI for my survant!
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I guess we qualify with 23 outta 24!!!
Yes to all and one more for me--your "all-about-everything" blog ends up being about the furry friends and all your followers are other people also living under the velvet paw!
Our mommy is certainly living under the Velvet Paw cause we could check everything off the list!
LOL, I'm so under the paw!
Haha! Our mom says she can relate to every one of those signs!!!
Ha ha! This is great! I can relate to just about all of these. Great and fun post!
Wow, guilty in almost all points. The velvet paws rules!
Yup, that about sums our mum up.
Well...I guess I do all 24.
hahahaha.. really love this post.. you really make my day!!
I remember taking using up rolls of film to take pictures of my cats (in the pre-digital days), and none of people. Some people I know that it was weird. What do they know?
as a single woman living in NYC with cats! i enjoyed this post! Don't think i am living under the velvet paw quite yet....but i'm very close!
So um... One actually can NOT distinguish meows?
a LIGHT sprinkling of fur? Surely you jest.
Being an ethical vegetarian, that's the only kind of fur I wear!
#12:If ppl show me pictures of their human babies, then they should expect me to show pics and tell stories of MY babies.
All the pictures in my cell are of the kids.
All my real friends have fur babies too.
I fully agree with the one about not liking ppl who don't like non-human animals.