Tells cheering crowd they can still follow him on Twitter.
For his regular checkup, says government spokesman.
Wants to take up kick boxing.
Gold will now be transported to next audit site.
In case of sequestration, stay calm and wait for instructions.
Why, it will ponder, can't one person, like ExxonMobil, give as much money as it wants to a candidate.
Scientists hastily meet to decide who will, who won't be allowed in underground bunker.