Here’s our “Dancing With the Stars” spoof spoiler: Candace Cameron wins everything because she’s gorgeous, and she’s likable, and have you even seen her legs lately? Because girl has got some serious dancer’s stems happening there, and it is glorious.
It’s amazing how much Candace has changed since “Full House” (as evidenced by the above gallery), and it sure is nice to see that a down-home, rooted gal like Candace can once again capture the hearts of America, even if it isn’t through the moniker of “DJ Tanner” this time.
Get it, girl — we’re rooting for you!