Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup? A Cessna 2 seater airplane just crashed into a cemetery in Central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have already recovered 300 bodies and are expecting the numbers to rise as digging continues into the evening.
Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup? I saw a bunch of families packing there cars to leave Boro Park. I asked them where they were going, they said we are being evacuated. I said no that was Section A not 8!!!
Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
any good bar mitzvah jokes?
So David starts again, "Hashimoto and Suzuki were talking one day at their nephew's Bar Mitzvah...."
Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup? An Arab and a Jew go to a pastry shop run by a Greek.
The Arab whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice.
The Arab says to the Jew: You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that!
The Jew says to the Arab: Watch this; a Jew is always cleverer than an Arab.
He says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!
The baker gives him the cookie which the Jew promptly eats. Then he says to the baker: Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. The he says again: Give me one more cookie... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. The Jew eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic trick?
The Jew says: Look in the Arab’s pocket!
Rebitzin David from BJJ once saw Shloime Carlebach at a Bris looking into the Ezras Nashim for the mother; she told him "לברית הבט ואל תפן ליצר".