Given Her Crabs Greetings Card. Send a big cheeky message with this greetings card from the Teeny Tiny People range by the naughty lads at Brainbox Candy. The card is 120mm wide by 170mm high, blank inside for your message and will have the lucky recipient laughing out loud! The card and envelope are cello wrapped and the card is printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources.