Enjoy this Christmas jingle courtesy of Kevin Bacon.
As everyone, everywhere leaps from their desks at 5 p.m. sharp to race frantically to jump aboard the various planes, trains and automobiles that will transport them to their homes of origin (where they will partake in lots of drinking to deal with all that familial holiday cheer) we'll just leave you all with this.
Kevin Bacon doesn't know what the hell a partridge in a pear tree is. Also, Kevin Bacon is kind of awesome.