Once upon a time there was a man that had a dream to eat the best food in all of the land and Indiana. So the neighbor girl that lived in the polka dot house right next door to the man heard this and said. “Go to Greiner’s for the best subs and mac&cheese and your dream will come true.” He did not believe this neighborhood girl and said to her, “Well I’ll be a unicorn if they have the best food in all of the land and Indiana!” So he took his coins and drove to Greiner’s where he ate the best food in all of the land and in Indiana and said, “Oh my.” And then he magically became a unicorn. And he lived happily ever after. He really did.