If you have a dog that can speak, get them to give me a call ASAP!
No, dogs are not going to replace Ant and Dec - even though budgets appear to be being chopped if the stories about the celebs' fees are correct.
First choice is a dog that can say "Sausages" - but in reality the ability to say anything at all will be greatly appreciated.
Please get in touch ASAP and I will unite you with the man who can make your dog a star!
Some remuneration is highly likely for the right candidate.
But hurry, if you've not yet trained your dog to speak - you'll need to be quick!
The show is only on TV for three weeks!
Does being able to EAT sausages count? If so, I have a candidate and would so like to visit Australia.