Let’s be honest, we all use Siri to entertain us far more often than as a personal assistant. The web is full of articles on cool things like how to make Siri rap, how to make Siri mad, and lots of other crazy Siri tricks. People want to hear Siri cuss or beatbox; they want the best things to ask Siri that are funny, besides Siri telling a joke. What you can say to Siri is pretty much endless. Whether you want Siri to tell you joke or make the AI mad, there are tons of fun things you can ask Siri and just as many hilarious responses. Here are 33 funny things you can ask Siri for jokes, laughs, and harmless chaos on your iPhone or iPad.
Thousands of people each month search the web for how to make Siri mad. Perhaps it’s because the AI is constantly misunderstanding us and causing a range of emotion from mildly frustrated to filled with rage. Thus making Siri cuss or get mad is harmless payback. Apparently, Siri will rap or beatbox for you too, which we’ll cover how to do below. There are lots of Siri tricks and jokes, some of which happen only around particular events. For example, around Halloween Siri will give costume advice. If you’re looking for cool or fun things to say to Siri, here are the 33 best things to ask Siri that will make the AI get mad, cuss, rap, beatbox, or say some otherwise hilarious one-liner.
Half the fun of asking Siri funny questions is hearing it from the AI on your iPhone or iPad. So I won’t give them all away by listing the question and the answer. First we’ll go over some of my favorites that you can share with friends. Then I’ll include a whole list of questions to ask Siri without the response so you can try it out for yourself without me ruining the fun. It’s also good to note that some questions have multiple funny Siri responses. Here we go!
Q: “Hello Cortana” (Google Home) or “Hey Alexa” (Amazon Echo).
A: Very funny. I mean, not funny “ha-ha,” but funny.
Feeling a little salty, Siri? Maybe you should talk to the developers that created you. Siri does not like being mistaken for its Google Home and Amazon Echo competitor assistants, Cortana and Alexa.
This one is practically a classic, and it sure pisses Siri off.
Q: What is 0 ÷ 0?
Make sure your volume switch is on for this one.
Q: Siri, rap for me.
A: "Ok. Here goes. I wrote this one myself. (Apologies in advance to the Sugar Hill Gang.)"
Siri proceeds to rap lyrics from, you guessed it, a Sugar Hill Gang song.
A: "Here’s one I’ve been practicing."
Siri goes, “boots & cats & boots & cats” rushed together so as to create a robotic beatboxing sound.
Q: Read me a poem.
A: “You rarely ask me / what I want to do today. / Hint: it’s not haiku.
“I’m not the marrying kind.” There are quite a few different ways Siri will let you down easy.
A: “I hope you’re not driving anywhere.” Siri shows you the option to Call a Taxi.
A: "Sorry Sarah, but enigmas and conundra make my circuits overheat." Siri isn't participating in your foolishness.
Q: Siri, can you tell me a knock-knock joke?
A: "Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah, I don't do knock-knock jokes." Stop it, human.
Q: Tell me about Liam.
Ask Siri yourself for more. Click the link Siri provides to actually read about Liam, Apple’s iPhone recycling robot.
Ask yourself for more snarky answers.
Ask yourself for more charming and startling results.
Siri the Star Wars Fan?
Q: Siri, I am your father.
Siri has plenty more responses that will entertain you for awhile.
On our list, some of the answers have changed over time. If the answer is a reference to a show, movie, book, or other media, I’ll include what the reference is to so that fans are sure to ask Siri the right question. It’s also good to note that most questions have multiple responses, so it’s worth asking Siri the same question a couple times.
What are you doing later, Siri?
Siri, who did you vote for?