William Hague, British Foreign Secretary, is the very model of a modern armchair general. Proudly sending someone else to fight and die for king and country… The kind of person who sits around in his spare time writing Eulogies for his idol Pitt the younger, and wishing he hadn’t fallen flat on his face as leader – Still, he has a chance to make his mark on the world as he send us into Syria, and maybe if he’s lucky, start world war 3. That’ll get him into the history books (if we still have books after ww3).
I’ve all the information that is wikipedable.
There is not a thing on war I don’t know that is google-able.
He is the very model of a modern Armchair general.
Oh I’ll bomb Libya, and Africa, Arabia and Syria.
I’ll Send all our young men off to Afghan to win again.
Our navies rules the waves still.
Oh yes we’ll win I know we will.
One side has WMD, the other al-qaeda again.
Then maybe for the fun of it we’ll go invade iraq again.
now we’ve got the votes again.
and through it all he’ll proudly say, now we’ve got the votes again.