I suppose calling it Hopper would run the risk of entirely different associations. Funny though – only this morning I was pondering that one of the reasons I like writing for the web is that it’s so easy to drop in a link to Wikipedia for the benefit of those who might not get it. This is partly because I’m going to be doing some writing that isn’t for the web, and I suspect that one of the things that I will like about it is that you can’t just drop in a hyperlink to Wikipedia.
As for the printer – give up on it; it’s the cartridges you pay for anyway, and a new printer will just be nicer.