Tyndale: Dr Who daleks are the worst baddies EVER!
IT’S a hammer blow to fans of Dr Who. After 48 years’ of speaking in silly monotone accents, the Daleks are being axed – at least temporarily.
The eggbox and toilet plunger villains are being put out to grass in a far away space-time continuum.
They’ll be back, we are told, but only after hell freezes over in the fifth dimension of Planet Zarg.
Part of the problem is that as scary as the Daleks appear, all 11 incarnations of the Time Lord (including the one with the scarf) have trashed the revolving trash cans.
As baddies go, the Daleks really are bad, always failing to live up to the hype, under-performing, losing.
They’re not hugely unlike the England football team at major tournaments. They look formidable on paper but run around like headless robots when the whistle blows.