I just wanted to drop you a note to say… well, thanks, really.
I can’t count the number of times over the last ten years I have walked up the stairs of an evening in my house and heard four different versions of Stephen Fry talking quietly, as each child listened – for the 100th time – to their currently selected Harry Potter.
When they were small we regularly borrowed your cassettes & CDs from the library. We holidayed to the sound of Muddle Earth and the Hobbit, we loved Jill Tomlinson (though we had Maureen Lipman narrating the Owl Who Was Afraid of the Dark – I can’t guarantee how great Bill Oddie is compared to her utter genius) & of course no home is complete without Stephen Fry reading Harry Potter.
From toddlers staying in bed at nap time thanks to Percy the Park Keeper through tricky non-book-reading 10yr olds to teens refusing to travel without The Hunger Games downloaded to their phones. I simply cannot imagine our house without you, audiobooks.
When my eldest was diagnosed with a chronic illness (aged 10), he was locked into silent inactivity; even on his ‘well’ days he couldn’t watch screens or read a book without blinding headaches. But he could manage LEGO – and then one day he remembered you, Harry Potter CD collection on the shelf… over the following year I think he became word-perfect in all 7 books.
And naturally you’re not just for the kids at bedtime. I have grown-up friends who listen while they knit, sew and craft. We listen to you when we paint and decorate. I know parents who use you every morning for the school run or their own commute. Almost everyone I know uses you for travelling; long journeys by car, plane or train are made shorter and more interesting by some Clare Mackintosh or PD James. And of course nothing beats you when we’re simply lounging in the sunshine by the pool.
Looking for a last-minute Gift? Can I suggest you simply set them up an Audible account and gift a few month’s membership? I guarantee they’ll love it; I’ve never yet met anyone who doesn’t love to listen to a well-read story.
(Oh, and just a personal sidenote here on Audible – we’re massive fans. HUGE fans. We’ve been paying for it for nine years, and actually had three accounts at one stage (one for each of the older kids) – our 20yr old has taken on his own now, and shockingly still pays for it out of his own salary, that’s how much he values it. The rest of us share the 2 Book Monthly.
Even the committed-to-non-reading teen years have been literally filled with books, thanks to discovering your Douglas Adams’ Hitchhikers Guide (No.3 says he loves both Stephen Fry AND Martin Freeman as narrators, and not to fret about the switch halfway through the series), Game of Thrones, Ricky Gervais and the huge selection of you from today’s top comics; a whole new grown up world of literature and comedy opened before them.
My 17yr old has honestly barely moved for a week – he has literally curled up in an armchair with headphones on for hours at a time as he works through all 70hrs of the Kingkiller Chronicles, completely and utterly enthralled.
And I don’t for a second believe that it’s somehow ‘cheating’ if they’re not reading the words.
Simply listening regularly expands vocabulary, and increases an innate literary understanding. It naturally allows more difficult books with complex topics to become accessible far sooner, and it widens their literary horizons far beyond the books they’ll see on their home bookshelf.
And of course, you allow us to be soothed to sleep by David Tennant.
Speaking of David Tennant… we found very quickly that no matter how good the book is, for you, dear audiobook, it is the reader who brings it alive in our head. Some of us love a dramatised version – like a play, with lots of actors – and some like a single talented narrator (the good ones bring life to every single character individually). But unanimously, it’s impossible to listen to a poor reader. Having a mismatched voice for a book is enough to make you hate the story, and render even a classic unlistenable.
So thanks, dear audiobooks. You’ve been a part of my life since I was a child with a fancy-dancy new Walkman cassette player going on holiday, sobbing in the back of the car as Bambi’s mother died. Again.
You’ve helped me instil a love of stories and writing in my children – and I look forward to many more hours of great storytelling through my and their future.
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Mercy (Department Q Series 1) – Jussi Adler-Olsen.
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Probably best not to listen in a house on your own at night.
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Listening to it right now as I type.
Honest, powerful and Inspiring. You probably don’t need me to introduce this one. Just know that you really should listen to it.
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Ancient magic in modern London. Love it.