I will now make you forget about this show forever. Or until 2018, whatever comes first.
Davis Bloom:How many fingers am I holding up?
Davis Bloom: I was holding up five Clark. You seriously need glasses buddy.
For the fifth time Clark, I’m Doomsday, not agent Liberty!
Davis: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Davis: Clark! I’m not getting a hart beat. But don’t worry. I know what to do. I’m a paramedic!
Clark: The hart is on the left side genius.
Davis: Hellooooo! Earth to, I mean Krypton to Clark. Anyone home?
you’re thinking of…the ace of spades!
If you can grasp this pebble from my hand, hey where’d it go?
Do go to subway Clark? It’s great! They’ve got this five dollar foot long sandwich.
What do you mean that there’s no bathroom here?
I see what you did there. Literally…with my X-ray vision.
You see what I did here!?
That moment when somebody pulls a fake magic trick, someone will always give you THAT look.
STOP…in the naaammme of loooove…before youuu breaaaak my heeeaarrt.
What in the world…is a Vulcan Mind Melt doing on an alternate reality show!?
And now…I will hypnotise…myself…and forget about Season Ten’s Final Episode.
What if I told you…that I only have 4 fingers..?!
What if I told you…that there is…a House…in the North Pole…the Fooooortrress ooofff…solituuuuude.
Do you reeaaaallllyyyy want to huuuuurrtttt meeeee?
So this is how Tom Welling got the Smallville gig…through serious acting lessons on staring.
Talk to the hand, cause the face don’t wanna hear it.
Wait are you seriously going to wear that tonight?
But wait there’s more! If you act now you will get the free salad spinner.
Clark, that’s what she said. Got you!
Look at my hand, 5 that’s the number of times you will ask out Lois before she says yes.
So then I said he must have been from Krypton! Ha ha ha!
I suggest you stop touching me before I show you what real pain feels like.
..and that’s the plot of Avengers: Endgame!
This fortress of solitude can now be yours for low price of $5!
Davis: Sorry Clark. The bank repossessed your Fortress of solitude.
Davis: And Santa bought it.
Davis: And he turned it into a workshop for toys.
Look Clark. I can explain. I didn’t steal your crystals. Lex did.
Ummmm, Look Clark. I can explain. I didn’t break your crystals. Lex did.