I'm still kind of recovering from my first ten viewings of this epic Twister battle between Instagram hotties Lara Ruiz and Mikayla Jane. As you know, I've been inviting sextastic celebrities over to my penthouse basement pad for Naked Twister for years now. Though the only accepted invites to date are the big and beautiful LaLane sisters from down the hall, and one of them broke my spinner.
This is so much closer to the dream I've always dreamed. Two hot young ladies in tiny shorts and bikini tops getting it on in a game of seduction with various colored spots. You have to admire the nimbleness, if not the asstastic and boobtastic combo across the color scheme. This game was made for this. I'm actually not sure why else you would play.
There's plenty of time for Big Hollywood to rumble about the superficial beauty nature of their business. Little Hollywood is making epic videos as such and creating big tentpole like experiences in gentleman ogler's stranger danger areas. It's not hard to make people happy. Step one, get two hot girls... Enjoy.