It has been brought to my attention that WFME has been banned from some of your work computers.
This of course, seemed ridiculous to me. I mean, this site has little (if zero) curse words. This site has no naked pictures (yes, you’re lucky there), no political leanings or rants and no off-color or racial jokes to annoy the general public. So it got me to thinking — for what reason would WFME be banned by the corporate I.T. bigwigs?
The following ten reasons were the only ones that I could come up with.
Some companies, including media ones connected to superstar actor Ashton Kutcher, felt that my criticisms of his acting were so unreasonable that they would ban WFME out of spite.
Ahem. Somebody seems to be a little too concerned, to the point of lunacy, about this whole paper towel tearing scenario.
If I worked in Hell, the whole “yeah, work’s Hell” thing just wouldn’t work anymore.
And that would mean, it was hell but it wasn’t Hell.