Ah, Some BS You Look Forward To In the Morning!
• Alanis Morissette – TODAY she’s on “Live With Regis & Kelly”.
• Ashlee Simpson – TONIGHT she guests on “Late Show With David Letterman”.
• The Eurythmics – TONIGHT they re-group on the “Tonight Show With Jay Leno”.
• Garth Brooks – His ‘Teammates for Kids Foundation’ has been selected as the official children’s charity of the National Hockey League & the National Hockey League Players Assoc.
• Gary Glitter – SATURDAY the 61-year-old classic rocker was arrested by cops in Vietnam after disappearing from a resort a week ago. He’s been charged for having ‘illegal relationships’ with 2 underage Vietnamese girls & could get 15 years in jail. It’s not his first offence – in 1999, he did 4 months for the same crime in Britain. So how can the NFL condone his “Rock & Roll, Part 2″ being played over and over at virtually every football game?
• Kenny Chesney – TONIGHT the album chart-topper is on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC-TV.
• Madonna – A Belgian songwriter has won a lawsuit accusing her of plagiarizing one of his songs in her 1998 single “Frozen”. A local court has banned any further sale or broadcast of the tune in Belgium. Wow, that’ll cost her what … about a dollar ninety-eight?
• Shania Twain – FRIDAY she was awarded the Order of Canada, the country’s highest honor for lifetime achievement.
• Usher – TODAY he appears on the “Ellen DeGeneres Show”.
Women shed tears an average of 5 times per month, while men average just once.
• “World Hello Day”, the 33rd annual observance that now takes place in some 180 countries. Participants are asked to spread goodwill by saying ‘hello’ to at least 10 people. Try conferencing 10 different people to say ‘hello’ to one eager-beaver listener, or have your listeners call in to say ‘hello’ in another language.
A: The same middle name.
• The ‘Death by Caffeine’ calculator figures out just how many of your favorite caffeinated beverages you can drink at one time before you keel over and die from caffeine poisoning. For instance, it would take 94.14 cups of regular drip coffee to put Da Bull down. Handy, huh?
• Kyle MacDonald of Queens NY began an enterprising quest in JULY. His goal is to trade up to a house after starting off with – one red paper clip. By making a chain of trades for ever bigger or better objects, he’s now worked his way up to a neon Budweiser sign & a keg of beer. If he makes it all the way to owning a home, it just could be the smallest down payment ever!
Today’s Question: Scientists have found that you need to use precisely 34 muscles to do THIS.
You’re only as old as other people think you are.
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