Thanks here to Reuters for running this story about our allegedly forthcoming Nano-based iPhone. Total fake — because think about it, how can you put a phone keypad into a Nano screen? — but again the old “marked fiver” trick worked like a charm and we’ve rounded up the leaker, who turns out to be an administrative assistant who screamed like crazy when Moshe and the boys arrived to haul her out of her shower this morning. Much love also to Kevin Chang of J.P. Morgan who cooperated fully with the investigation and handed over the identity of his sources before we had to start cutting off his fingers.