The United Socialist States of Memefactoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by RobbieKnuckles with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.039 billion Memefactorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LazyTown. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Memefactorian economy, worth 307 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,325 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Memefactoria's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Memefactoria is ranked 24,758th in the world and 14th in Cobalt Network for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,735.34 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
46 days ago : Memefactoria's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Page" to "Squire".
47 days ago : Memefactoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
47 days ago : Following new legislation in Memefactoria, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
47 days ago : Following new legislation in Memefactoria, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
47 days ago : Following new legislation in Memefactoria, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
47 days ago : Following new legislation in Memefactoria, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
47 days ago : Following new legislation in Memefactoria, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
54 days ago : Memefactoria's influence in Cobalt Network fell from "Squire" to "Page".
63 days ago : Memefactoria's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Page" to "Squire".
84 days ago : Memefactoria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.