Ugh, I hate it when someone calls me baby when they don't even know me. That is so unsexy, but I'm sure he thinks it is flattery. ICK!!!
Messages like this were a sure-fire sign that I was being messaged by a bot or scammer when I had an active OKC account. I wore a motorcycle helmet in my profile pic, so anyone raving about how gorgeous I was had obviously not only not looked at my profile, they'd not even looked at the thumbnail pic beside my username.
Oh, all the rest, yes to poly. Although I am really just a married man who has had affairs.
Bonus points for being honest (with me, not his wife), but obviously has no clue what poly is about.
There is always a big surge in online dating between New Year's and Valentine's Day, apparently. Seems true, yes?
"Sup. You're cute. Like a baby polar bear (sliding down a rainbow). I'm [name]. People like me (I think). I would like the opportunity to enhance your life with my witty repartee, perhaps accompanied with watching the latest in the Twilight film franchise?
As long as you don't smoke crack. "
I don't know whether to laugh of be offended by the assumption that all women would like to watch a Twilight film.
"No, no. Mostly meth. And if you haven't seen Twilight deep in a K-hole you haven't seen it. How do you feel about teeth on your partners- necessary or a rare bonus? Hit me up babes!"
Umm, I have to say the part about a "baby polar bear sliding down a rainbow" is what disturbed me the most.
Do you dare to exchange dialogue? Or do you flee?
It's about the funniest message I've gotten to date, and his profile is amusing. I'm assuming it's a cut and paste message but I'm sure it probably attracts the type of women he's looking for. Certainly a refreshing change from the "your a hottie, are you also naughty?" message I was blessed enough to receive last week.
I'd say about everything in that message was quite disturbing.