Hondo’s Celtic investment in the Finals paid off hand somely last night as it more than offset the betrayal by the Indians and boosted the bankroll to 355 havliceks.
Today, Mr. Aitch will engage in some day-night dou ble-dippage with Galarraga and Chuckles Laffey – 10 units on the Tigers and Tribe.
Obama says he intends to visit Iraq and Afghanistan before the election. Meanwhile, Hillary, his vanquished foe, has made a truly selfless gesture by offering to show him her advanced techniques for dodging tar mac sniper fire – including quick head fakes, stutter steps and sudden bursts of raw speed. There’s also one where she hits the deck, rolls, then pops up and scampers like her double-wide pantsuit’s on fire.