Written for the guestbook of Lainey aka Yankgirl.
With praise or blame or bleatings shrill!
Shame on ye! All of ye!
From the pen of yon Hamish of the North!
Loose the repartee of scholar's tongue!
Let cynically incisive barbs be free!
Bring out your cliches old or young!
Let them rampage loose in manic glee!
To once more desecrate this place of Yank's.