Work's throwing a Christmas party this weekend. They asked what each employee's kid(s) would like as a (small) gift from Santa.
He would like to stare at the ceiling fan for an hour, and maybe the Christmas tree for a bit as well, if there's time before his nap.
Since he can't tell us what he would like, we have to speak for him.
I'm no dummy. I won't likely have this opportunity again.
I asked for a robot (small). Or a tank (also small).
They also asked us to tell them something special about our child so they could personalize their Santa visit.
This is going to be a great Christmas party!
What can your kiddo? What do you want for Christmas?
This post telegraphed straight from Serenity.