Have you ever checked what embarrassing things live in your Google Search History? You should. I promise you it is worth your while… a horrifying yet hilarious experience. I recently scrolled through the last 4 years of my internet life and found it a thoroughly accurate glimpse into who I am… which obviously meant I needed to share it with all of you. I’m not going to share the entire list (it would mean a lot of sifting through junk to find the humour) but I will give you a taste of the highs & lows, the “so very me” searches and the queries that are oh-so-embarrassing (not like that… get your mind out of the gutter!). And, at the end, I’ll give you quick ‘How To’ for getting your own search history list!
This is up for debate… Eagle? Buffalo? Hummingbird? Everyone has an opinion.
How about this Animal? Douchiest?
I was trying to sign up for something which was not offered to Canadians… obviously I chose to be from Arkansas when picking an American location and wanted to make sure the location I picked was a lovely & welcoming community.
Justine & I were headed to NYC for a vacation & wanted to be able to spot the Avengers base… or at least where it should be.
After almost being struck by lightning a 3rd time I needed to figure out how to make things right with the man upstairs… I wrote a blog post about it: How To Not Be Struck By Lightning.
Remember that awful show I Wanna Marry Harry? No? Don’t worry, you’re not missing much. Girls were vying for the heart of a Prince Harry look-a-like while thinking it was actually the Prince himself. It was awful, but left me wondering how much I looked like Harry… the guy on the show was a ‘99% match’ apparently. Spoiler Alert, my resemblance to Prince Harry is weak at best… although the strongest out of any member of the My Fangirl Life Team.
I did not hate scrolling through a million pictures of Harry in order to find the perfect one… and obviously I HAD to look at a million.
Because we all know there is still an Uber A out there controlling CeCe’s Big A.
Don’t laugh, this is a real thing in our city.
Because there is no way someone build an amusement park with live dinosaurs on an isolated island and didn’t think through a plan of how to get everyone off (or at least to safety) should one of these ferocious beasts escape. There HAS to be a boat parked out back waiting to evacuate the poor tourists. I just wanted to know other people’s theories.
Obviously I wanted to send this to my friends. We all know KG uses Pinkie Pie pics like emojis so I wanted to respond with my ‘spirit pony’ (Luna… although more specifically Nightmare Moon) reacting in an appropriate way.
Don’t tell me you’re not curious what the boy who beat Shaq looks like these days.
Aaron Carter. 2015. Curiosity Quenched. You’re Welcome.
Although if I’m getting over-involved in anything there is good chance it’s gonna be One Direction. I am apparently really nosy about 1D (And we won’t even talk about the multiple times there is just an image search for “Louis Tomlinson” with nothing related surrounding it).
This is important stuff to know guys.
You get sucked in by the “Related Searches” at the bottom and it can go on for hours.
It’s that easy! Happy browsing & let me know some of your best queries are in the comments!