Brad Sattin gives us the scoop on the poop.
"This was a sweet 16 party, family deciding to have a bit of a drop-in, but it&apos;s what dropped in at around 7:40 last night that really turned this party into quite the stinker.
"A couple observations of sweet 16 parties. Number one: You only get one in your lifetime. And number two, shouldn&apos;t be there. But it was. Number two that is. At Jacinda&apos;s sweet 16 party in Levittown Sunday evening, and it came from the sky.
"We are standing at ground zero.
"Joe Cambray -- Jacinda&apos;s stepfather -- was playing horseshoes in the backyard, others were swimming, about 40 people where there, when it started raining. Only, it wasn&apos;t raining.
"It slammed into the middle of his canopy -- the canopy he just bought hours earlier to gives his guests a little protection from the elements, not realizing of course which element he&apos;d be protecting them from.
"We&apos;ll spare you the close up. Trust us, it&apos;s there.
"The FAA tells us all airplanes are required to dispose of the waste at an airport, which means in airport lingo, Jacinda&apos;s sweet 16 party certainly would&apos;ve qualified as a doody-free zone."
Pun-filled? Yes. A bit cheesy? Perhaps. Hilarious nonetheless? You better believe it.