Alex Day's rap "Avada Kebabra" uses every single spell from the seven-book Harry Potter series, and it's totally epic.
Accio this song on my Spotify playlist STAT. Musician Alex Day's rap song "Avada Kebabra" uses every single spell in every Harry Potter book, so clearly it's a must-listen for every Potterhead.
Mind you, the rap isn't about Harry, Hermione, Ron, and the rest of J.K. Rowling's group of Hogwarts wizards. It instead tells a completely different story in which a friend opens a kebab shop, so Day's ability to insert the magic spells is straight-up crazy.
If he wasn't so QUIETUS the tale of his baking would be enough to RENNERVATE me"
Whew, and that's only the first couple lines. Day's only regret?
"I accidentally missed Levicorpus and used Mobilicorpus twice," he posts in his YouTube comments. "I was devastated when I realized."
I'm pretty sure we can all forgive him.