I'm sorry folks, but we've officially gone too far. This coupon for four free Hansen's Organic Water literally stopped me in my tracks this morning. Organic water?! People! Come on! Have we seriously reached the point where we need to make sure our water is organic?
You know what, forget I said anything. I've just gone into business selling the next surefire sensation – organic oxygen! Only $20 a day for all the air you can breath. Act now, because supplies are limited and I really need the cash to buy a summer home in the Hamptons!
Dasani is actually London tap water and Aquafina is Detroit tap water! So if Hansen’s organic bottled water is additive free spring water with no chemical impurities,it doesn’t sound so weird in comparison! On the subject of oxygen,did you know that people with severe asthma and COPD get oxygen by prescription? And if they share it with anyone,it’s a violation of federal law?
Yeah, there is also O2 in a can with a little mask, they mostly sell it overseas but I read an article recently where a guy in NYC is getting ready to market his own canned oxygen!
The sad fact is that they already have oxygen bars where people pay for it! However, I’ve not heard of an organic oxygen one, so you may have a money maker. I wonder if anyone would pay for organic clouds or stars, but forget the Hamptons, I’ll take the Carribean!