Liberty Nation takes a satirical swipe at AOC's latest brainchild.
House Democrats made a huge splash when they unveiled their Green New Deal proposal, which is designed to drastically transform the United States. The plan would make the country more environmentally friendly while also promoting socialist policies. Several Democratic lawmakers, including Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) and others, have touted the deal, claiming that it will protect the world’s population from the rapidly approaching threat of climate change.
But it would be inaccurate to claim that the majority of Americans are on board with the proposal. The Green New Deal has drawn criticism from both the left and the right, and many have stated that the plans outlined in the proposal are impossible to implement. On the other hand, some have argued that the deal doesn’t go far enough.
The Foundation for Preventing the Climate Change Holocaust (FPCCH) has excoriated House Democrats for putting forth a plan that is milquetoast in comparison to the group’s own agenda. An FPCCH proposal, which the group calls the Greener Newer New Deal (GNND), would go much farther than Ocasio-Cortez and her band of wishy-washy progressives. Liberty Nation sat down with various members of the organization to learn more.
Even though nuclear power is known as one of the most effective and low-emission sources of energy, progressives have been on a decades-long crusade against it. Under the Green New Deal, the United States would shut down every nuclear plant in the country. But the FPCCH wants to take it a step further. “We detest all things nuclear: Nuclear weapons, nuclear power, nuclear families – they’re all horrible manifestations of racism, sexism, and the white male patriarchy,” said Joey Sam, the organization’s assistant director.
One of the most notable goals of the Green New Deal is for the U.S. to eliminate the use of fossil fuels. This would mean phasing out cars that run on oil-based fuel, such as gasoline or diesel. Under the deal, every automobile would be electric, and the government would “install chargers everywhere.” But since this conversion could not be applied to air travel, the Democrats have come up with a novel idea: No more planes! Instead, Americans will rely on high-speed trains!
The Greener Newer New Deal would follow the same plan, but unlike House Democrats, the FPCCH understands that even electric cars use some fossil fuels. As a result, the GNND will eliminate cars, trucks, motorcycles, and even gas-powered lawnmowers. Electric trains will be the only method of transportation, other than horse and buggy.
While the FPCCH’s environmental proposal seeks to improve upon the Democrats’ suggested solutions, there is one area in which the Greener Newer New Deal surpasses the Green New Deal: Cow farts. That’s right. The “frequently asked questions” portion of the GND discussed flatulent cows and their methane-infused “emissions.” So what’s their beef with cattle? Apparently cow discharges are harmful to the environment.
The Green New Deal proposes that the government should guarantee “family-sustaining wages” for every American, especially for those “unable” and even “unwilling” to work. Again, they do not explain how the state could make this a reality, but none of this matters unless you are a hateful bigot.
The progressive left is working day and night to turn the United States into a socialist nation under the guise of combating the threat of climate change. Their goals might be ambitious, but it doesn’t matter because they are woke and they will not allow racist, sexist, homophobic science deniers to stand in their way. One thing is for sure, if the social democrats get their way, America might see the fundamental transformation that Obama wanted.
I have no doubt that Obama’s “fundamental transformation” will amount to, and result in, America becoming a TOTAL economical DISASTER AND a COMPLETE climatological WASTELAND. My question is: will Ozero and his destroy America Dems own it if it happens?