Wusses. It's not like it involves girls or cups or anything. Probably. EDIT: The first link was a different deer farting to the one that was popular recently. As amazingly dedicated to the fart as the deer was; you deserved better. So I swapped the link. Still not going to tell you what happens if you click on it though.
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