Try to not cry uncontrollably while reading this: Joseph Gordon-Levitt is now married. Yes, it’s a sad day ladies.
The actor secretly wed his girlfriend Tasha McCauley at their home on December 20, apparently. Levitt’s rep has just confirmed it, so don’t go thinking this is some rumor that’s going to be cleared up, either.
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The one silver lining in this—and we are really grasping here—is that Levitt’s now wife isn’t some 19-year-old Victoria’s Secret model, she’s actually the founder and CEO of Fellow Robots, a NASA-based robotics company, so we’ll begrudgingly admit it seems like he made a pretty good choice. Now back to sobbing.