First published at 15:46 UTC on December 21st, 2018.
Senator Brian Schatz (Dimwit, Hawaii) has a sad. Senator Schatz was all set to go home to Hawaii for the holidays when he learned that the House had passed a new continuing resolution to fund the government with $5 billion for President Trump's border wall. Brian Schatz posted a sad tweet complaining about the fact that he was only able to visit his family for 17 minutes before flying back to vote against Trump's "stupid border wall."
Speaking as someone who hasn't had a Christmas off in over 5 years, Senator Schatz might want to stop complaining about when he has to work and do his damn job.