People of the world, SPICE UP YA LIFE!
Literally, because nothing is ever spicy enough.
This shoelace bracelet is inspired by the OG sriracha bottle, featuring lace tips that look like the famous green caps. Oh, and the first 100 purchases will also get a limited edition sriracha Pintrill pin so you better hop on that ish FAST!
Every month, you'll get three new bottles of hot sauce to try. It's the perfect way to enable your addiction to having a perpetual fire-mouth.
This is the 2017 version of a cell-phone holster, worn exclusively by dads who also have on visors and wear tall white socks with their sneakers. Also worn by me, someday.
True hot-sauce aficionados know that even Taco Bell's hottest sauce packet was weak AF. But that never stopped us from dousing everything with them.
This DIY kit allows you to customize six bottles with different flavors and spices of your choice (all included). Give them individually as gifts or keep them for yourself!
Not only can you order a box of 50 sriracha packets, you can also subscribe to them on Amazon to get a constant flow delivered every month. Hallelujah, someone finally answered my sick prayers!
Use this pin to spice up your denim jacket ... literally.
More like hot saux, amiright?
If you're looking for a perfect gag gift, keep looking, because any hot sauce lover would probs be like "WHAT, GIVE ME THOSE."
Instead of putting hot sauce all over everything you eat, this book will help you learn how to build an entire meal with sriracha as the central focus. If you're a vegetarian, there's another version for you here!
This dad hat will go perfectly with your new camo hot sauce holster.
You might be tempted to drink a whole mug of hot sauce with your breakfast (honestly, my intestines would die), but please refrain. Use this mug responsibly.
What did this hot sauce say to its friend after last night's embarrassing incident?
"I don't want to taco-bout it."
Keep these mini bottles in every purse, backpack, and desk drawer you have, so you'll never be without it. In the words of our lord and savior Big Boi, "Shake it like some Texas Pete droppin' on your collard greens."