I'm not sure this is such a good pun thread after all. I'm finding it hard to come up with one and I started the fecker.
It takes some b*lls to do that.
Doctors are concerned for the safety of his wife Paris after the patient admitted there had been more but "Paris ate 'em all".
A hard act to follow in fact.
Pills n thrills and ball-y-aches.
Less than 30 minutes and you're already a little testy over something very small. Much ado about nothing.
A little crotchety this afternoon? Monday morning syndrome?
Nothing personal, I'm just trying to jazz up my failed thread by bringing in Godwin's Law.
Doesn't Monday morning syndrome occur in a morning?
For me Monday morning syndrome lasts until about 14:30 on Friday afternoon.
I didn't think you were going to bawl me out so early in a thread.
This is all tongue in cheek, try and relax a bit.
He should get the sack..... He must be nuts..... Hiding his rocks under his rocks..... Crack under his sack.... Ludes under his rudes...... Sorry, i'm getting desperate now!
I **** think of any more just now. Willy or won't he be able to keep the thread going until the evening crowd arrive?
I am bored this afternoon btw. I'm waiting for a customer to turn it off and on again. Keep 'em coming.
Bloody hell, I've been slower than a NAAFI watch haven't I? I thought you were being a bit, you know...Asbergers.
Under his balls? They could easily have migrated into his an'us.
Bet that cannister of pills bl00dy reeks now though.
You have a smell-less scrotum?
The ball bag seems to be one of those areas that always has a little reek, no matter how hard you scrub! Just slide a finger in the crack between your ballbag and leg now and give it a whiff, I dare ya. If there is no smell, then this will be no problem for you!