A woman has had an incredible success staving off her fantasies about a huge mid-afternoon glass of wine by oinking her way through a large bar of Dairy Milk, we can report.
Simone Williams, 36, found herself succumbing to blissful dreams of a whopping great glass of something refreshing but rich and fruity but beat them back with the aid of the lady’s best friend, chocolate.
“It was a real battle of wills,” she told us.
“Fortunately I had the strength of character to resist, with only a little bit of help from a selection of confectionary in my desk including Fruit and nut, Turkish delight and good old-fashioned plain milk chocolate.
Despite having been seen off today, the wine cravings are expected to reoccur tomorrow lunchtime and remain for the entire weekend.