Mum only lets me shower once a week?
Anyone else's parents never let them cook or do laundry?
Parents don't want to wash their hands after using the toilet. Help please.
She also told me to let my hair down more often. So I went to the supermarket and hovered around the expensive shampoos, making sure my greasy mop got a good look, then I went and bought some value shampoo. The disappointment of my locks was palpable.
Well my mum asked me what the statue of liberty stood for. "Err, isn't it obvious?", I said. She looked at me dead serious and said "no." "Because it can't sit down," I said.
Had to read this like 3 times before understanding.
Maybe it isn't obvious after all.