A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it was he said ‘I am blind drop it on the ground and i’ll tell ya. She dropped it on the ground.’Aahh that’s 10.00.’ She bent down and let a big fart that everyone heard. But, she really wanted the pole so she picked it up. And went to pay for it. ‘That will be 20.00’ ‘But you said 10.00’ ‘10.00 extra for the stink bait and duck call.