My other half already said all of it here, so I’ll just add my personal highlights.
Recycling is a bit complex here, and moreover it changes every so often. My main complaint is that organic waste isn’t collected separately in the town centre “because people don’t have any”. Well, they should look in our “everything else” bin: at least three-quarters is organic.
Half the people in the house were men, all of the men were tall. (Half the women were tall too, but they sit anyway.) It worked, too: I only had to give the toilet a quick wipe once on the Saturday afternoon.
This is a dummy sign, of course, but we did have the real password on the mantelpiece in case people and/or their computers had forgotten it.
“Canadia” (the country where Canadians come from).
(stands up) “I’m standing up” “I’m standing” (sits down) “I’m sitting down” “I’m sitting” — in a discussion about “to lie down”, “to lay down”, “to lie” and “to lay” which turned out to basically work the same way in German, English, Dutch and Danish.