Little Luke attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as His father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Luke asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father was impressed that the young boy had noticed his in depth actions and hoped he would take an interest in becoming a great horse and stock man.
He replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Luke, looking worried, said: Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom!!