There are too many NEW THINGS happening inside my body at once, which is making every part of me hate all the other parts of me, causing a war to end all wars.
So the NEW PLAN is to revert to the way things were for the time being, because the system is shutting down.
ERGOE. I bought a case of Dr. Pepper.
Pain pills are much more effective when followed by a soda chaser.
Now I get to do a sleep study, because APPARENTLY, it isn’t normal to only sleep for a few hours every now and then. And I GUESS that most grown ups sleep through the night too. pffht. THAT’S WHY I WAS AWESOME AT BABIES.