Jesus lead them to the top of the mountain to pray. He said unto the twelve, "I tell you most solemnly, I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny: when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you think things that would see you cast out of the Kingdom of Heaven."
"You shall not pass!" Gandalf said, closing the red sea.
"And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster."
IronHide wrote: And the Lord spoke unto thee; "Thou shalt not posteth memes from 4chan upon SONM"
GuitarHero wrote: And it was all a dream.
A good turn out this round, hopefully we can carry it over to next round. Speaking of which, it's another "Missing Words" round. This week's round is taken from out guest publication, "Seagull Weekly", and the headline is Seagull [Missing] After Falling Into [Missing]. Good luck.
Seagull Becomes Superhero After Falling Into Nuclear Reactor.
Seagull Eaten After Falling Into KFC fryer.
IronHide wrote: Seagull Eaten After Falling Into KFC fryer.
Aren142 wrote: Seagull Becomes Superhero After Falling Into Nuclear Reactor.
Is it a bird!? Is it a plane!? It's a bird!?
The correct answer was of course "Seagull dyed orange after falling into vat of curry". Go figure.
What did Nintendo forget to put in their diaries this year?
I have a bucket with five holes in, what leaks more than my bucket?
What is E3 called this year?
What event this year will be compared to the EU referendum years down the line?
What was the last move in this year's Battleships Championships?
Zelda was on and I'm not even late are you proud of me.
GuitarHero wrote: What did Nintendo forget to put in their diaries this year?
I dunno man, either that or their 8 hour stream was just a coincidence.
Aren142 wrote: I have a bucket with five holes in, what leaks more than my bucket?
ZeroJones wrote: What was the last move in this year's Battleships Championships?
It was a close match too.
Our next round is also E3 themed, however this time a little more Nintendo related. This round is a "Scenes We'd Like to See" round, and the topic is Things you can't use as a weapon in the new Zelda. Good luck.
Magic fuelled by the blood of your victims.
The still-beating heart of a bokoblin.
Kriken wrote: The still-beating heart of a bokoblin.
I will beat you to death with your brother.
For now though, here's my going away gift.
Here's Donald Trump, but what does T.M.A.G. stand for?