25% Suspecting the universe overuses explosions no less than Mythbusters. It will all end in tears anyway.
25% Tiresomely jammed a screwdriver into the back of my finger.
45% One form of boneless dread crammed inside another over impending construction, I call it Beleef de Erfgrenze.
5% Momentarily had the thought that banana cough syrup might turn my life around. That can't be good.
Frau A - This comment like so many of yours exemplifies why you are in the acknowledgments of my book. NB Google translate says beleef de erfgrenze means "experience the plot boundary".
75% insincerity - 'Oh dear, half term is over and you have to go back to school. Yes, that is sad'.
For coughs, I HEARTILY recommend BRONCHOSTOP! It is so vile, I genuinely believe it will make your banana concoction taste like fine .....(insert your tipple of choice). My theory is, that your body suppresss your hitherto uncontrollable cough to prevent you having to face another dose (and its attendant thyme flavoured after-burps).
2 Makes me so, so happy.
I'm trying to summon compassion toward my husband who is the last of the four of us to come down with the sore throat virus that has been tap dancing on our tonsils for the last two weeks. But part of me is relieved -- yay that's finally everyone, there are no more humans who can get this virus living in our house. And part of me thinks it's about time he suffered like the rest of us.
February has been so much better for me than January because I can see the days lengthening. But it'll be good to get this ephus behind us.
At least you can follow what's app - I am up to speed with the boss thing - drives me up the wall. I was called another one today when I was recounting ( for the 11th million time ) my Benedict Cumberbatch anecdote - after a dodgy performance of the admittedly tricky Rhinoceros at The Royal Court I saw him outside having a fag, told him I knew the play and it was bloody tough and he gave ME a kiss on the cheek - think this was pre Sherlock.
Anyway son comes up with some expression for 'Mother you are off on one' which I temporarily forget.
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