tells the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
watching and laughing at you yesterday."
goes to the vet with her goldfish. "I think it ' s got epilepsy,"
her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
first child?" asks the Doctor.
swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
husband says, "Why don ' t you put an ad in the paper?"
does, but two weeks later, the dog is still missing.
did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.