Since it is now officially weekend (woo-hoo!), today’s excitement will be totally silly.
Item A: The Hasselhoffian Recursion!
Item B: New Windows Features!
By the way, have you considered how many good English words the computer business has ruined for us? No longer can you say “she has nice features” without it sounding vulgar to some degree. No longer can you say “There are bugs in the breadbox” without hinting at some part of the breadbox not working according to design – though, obviously, actual live bugs in the breadbox would be a sign of some faulty part… oh, never mind.