`` so first day of summer , i 'm in grand old vine station with this boy named justin and we 're at his house watching tv on the couch-and mind you , i 'm already dating jake-actually i 'm still dating him , miraculously enough , but justin is a friend of mine from when i was a kid and so we 're watching tv and literally chatting about the sats or something , and justin puts his arm around me and i think , oh that 's nice , we 've been friends for so long and this is totally comfortable , and we 're just chatting and then i 'm in the middle of a sentence about analogies or something and like a hawk he reaches down and he honks my boob .