`` but then you 'd start moving , doing that little hip swivel thing you know drives me nuts , and then- '' `` like the two-pump chump you are not , '' i interrupted , feeling my cli**x building , `` but like the sexual goddess i am , i 'd whisper a few dirty words in your ear at the same time i tighten around you , and you 'd come so hard you 'd put me over the edge . ''