blankly staring into her computer screen , janet compiled a mental list of all the indignities she had endured in the past two days : attending an engagement party as the only single guest under the age of fifty - check , being harassed by your friend 's mother regarding your appearance - check , being badgered by the same friend 's relatives about your personal life - check , and last , but by far not the least , becoming an unwitting object of lust of a formerly puny , sex-obsessed teenage pest , who had turned into a much better looking , but still equally sex-obsessed man .