were too old to grow more hair , and too lazy to even care , and im too fat to wear my shorts , and my ugly face is full of warts , we should get off the stage and act our age , get a proper job with a regular wage , cos we 're too fat to rock 'n roll , ugly , bald and far too old , burgers 'n booze have taken their toll , we 're too fat to rock 'n roll the crowd inside the chittingford dales town hall as well as australians in their homes and offices , welsh rugby players at pubs , italian mafia inside dingy bars , estonians outside tv shops , arab terrorists in cafs , the pope and cardinals at the vatican , alaskans in igloos and the american president all joined in as the band repeated the chorus .