`` an alien who does n't like hockey or beer , never looks at any of the thirty-nine different genders , wo n't go near a feeding frenzy , even when the priests dump bags and bags of yummy rotting worms on the floor of remorse , eats broccoli instead of body parts torn from conquered victims , and listens to classical leg scrapings instead of exciting , bloodcurdling screams artistically elicited from conquered peoples !