well , okay , despoiled might be going a bit too far with the story because dammit , i didnt manage to lose my virginity once in the whole thing and i really , really could have used that happening , let me tell you , as i face down registering for the draft soon and hope i dont have to be shipped off to vietnam if my number comes up or if i do i hope i can get into college and get a bunch of draft deferments until the war is over .