`` oh , imagine , i was at the poodle parlour getting chichi 's hair permed when i overheard someone say that she was having a 4 person jacuzzi installed and would susan , that 's tracy 's assistant , like to come over and try it out and i just had to mention that i 'd already had an 8 person one installed the other week and that everyone was invited and that i could also show my collection of bath salts and lotions and '' shoot me , shoot me now .