42 jericho drive dark blue and white poker dotted boxer shorts ( waist 26 ) crimson and orange striped boxer shorts ( waist 26 ) white socks ( two pairs ) grey flannel trousers ( w 26 , i/leg 28 ) one white shirt ( chest 34 ) grey school socks ( size 6-8 ) note : donor out fishing instead of doing his maths homework ( do n't blame him ) from a locker room at the sports ground one rust brown running vest ( sweat-stained ) navy joggers , ( waist 48 - he needs more than joggers , the fat bastard ! )