what dumb ass move were they gon na pull that had a congresswoman or a washington big shot hot on their hairy asses looking for an explanation or , even better , someone to blame and consequently crucify in a public verbal pillorying that would send the media into an orgiastic frenzy of piling on that would fill the gaps between big time scandals and catastrophic natural disasters like earthquakes obliterating entire towns and generating tsunamis that engulfed even more towns .