its called helpingyoure welcome by aaron blaylock published by aaron blaylock at smashwords copyright 2013 aaron blaylock table of contents prologue chapter 1 : men are dumb women are insane chapter 2 : obsessed and unhealthy chapter 3 : oh the humanity chapter 4 : i should just stay home chapter 5 : oh boy epilogue prologue it started out as a desperate cry for attention and grew into an online cathartic therapy session on the world wide web .