'in the event of marriage or wedding between us two , between jenny and i , shalia owell , as per the rite of any type of wedding rite , including any naked variations thereof , as long as our wedding rings are not from target , we hereby authorize the church of the holy flower and its sole representative , lady scafarel , the beloved , intimate , and feminine guide of our rosebuds , to replace us in our roles and positions as members of the board of owens & owell , worldwide , after completion of the musharaka joint venture agreement between lady scafarel and o & o to establish and provide lighting to highway five of the kingdom of bahrain and to complete the air fashion flyjet project , all of this in exchange for food and lodge provided by the church .