dani : the way that monkey somersaulted ... mathew : ... with the poise and agility of a gymnast and ... dani : ... no hint of the 23 years in urethral sling surgery which blighted his blossoming career as ... mathew : ... an acrobatic pianist at the local circus , he ... dani : ... could 've won gold at the local prosthetic ... mathew : ... amazing aeronautical ape competition , that also happened to feature ... dani : ..the stupendous russian poodles of kiev and their ... mathew : ... lesser known counterparts , the roaring rottweilers of romania .