ok , ill help you , eri glared , coming closer , but you have to give me your most solemn promise ever , which if you break will have me hunting you down in the night , that you will never ever call me eri teriyaki , sneak up behind me when were in a crowd and start whispering me so horny , ask me if i have a sideways vagina , say any boy who is interested in me has yellow fever , or do any of the other terribly offensive things that you have ever done or thought of to me or any other asian person ever again .