perhaps due to this basic knowledge of human anatomy , the following thought process was thus logical in their minds : 1.when we eat , we defecate 2.weve been throwing our refuse into the shark/shaq infested waters for a time long enough to qualify as ages 3.every weekend , we eat our god 4.thusly , going back to step one , we defecate our god 5.going back to step 2 , we throw our god into the water due to all of this information , the mass opinion was that only one explanation was available for the occurrence of the parts of a body washing up on shore .