he thought about the morning briefing report , and how it was the same as every other morning briefing report , and he was getting too old to deal with this shit day after day , and needed to retire in comfort to the st. something island in the caribbean , and wait patiently for the day when he would convert from the second rate terrestrial virgin corp to the first rate celestial virgin corp , as promised about 300 times in the blessedly infallible koran .