when i heard this demographic factoid from mike gritty , i knew what it meant : somewhere in w hill , right now , a pierced-lipped , henna-haired young woman with nails painted for a black mass , was garnishing a lentil burger with bean sprouts and vegan russian dressing , and serving it to a scruffy-faced law student with a distressed leather satchel , while john mayer , or lana del rey , offered musical accompaniment .