debt , death and deletion animal farms sheps last day dystopia 101 the interactive classroom the future perfect continuous soul chips the mission the i-sad the smartphone addicts and precinct 9 book samples samples from novels the headless chicken ( from letters from the ministry ) the office trinity ( from the screen ) the post modern prometheus ( from kev the vampire ) the inaction man and the sandwich of doom ( from the inaction man ) samples from travel writing vietnam saigon india in-flight commandments china riding the dragon lebanon baalbek articles stale heroes tell the same old story barack backs beans vampires from ghouls to teen idols acknowledgements the following short stories and travel writing first appeared on the following websites .