also by pete sortwell : the village idiot reviews : the office idiot reviews : the idiot government reviews : more village idiot reviews : the complete idiot reviews box set : dating in the dark : so low , so high , my debut novel , published in the uk by caffeine nights : i can be found on facebook here : https : //www.facebook.com/pages/pete-sortwell/255907757862913 twitter : @ petesortwell email : petesortwell @ googlemail.com cheers , all the best , pete xanadu by d.z.c .