join the madness : http : //www.smashwords.com/profile/view/planetme http : //twitter.com/planet_me_rant http : //www.facebook.com/planetmerants isbn : 978-0-9928150-2-8 rude awakenings jonathan eaves smashwords edition copyright jonathan eaves and allison green 2009 first published in great britain by greenleaves books 2009 all rights reserved .