table of contents chapter 1 : introduction chapter 2 : medicinal disorders dysmania dysdenial dodgy salesman disorder : type - big pharma chapter 3 : disorders of compassion overconfident empathy disorder maladaptive instinctual smothering delusional compulsive advice syndrome communicable pollyannic autophagy chill pill addiction kudbewuss brain parasites chapter 4 : type i ignorance disorders discernment failure brain implosions broken record syndrome ignorance induced time blindness fixated egocentric projection allohypochondria ignorance induced self righteousness ignorance induced paranoia chapter 5 : type ii ignorance disorders psychophobic hysteria psychic germophobia superhero syndrome wannabe syndrome schwachkopf 's disease the black knight complex ostrichism extrapolative scholastic seizures terminological hyperplasic asphyxiation poetic phasosis maladjusted jealousy chapter 6 : relationship specific disorders the piss off and hug me relational death vortex conflict induced innocence chapter 7 : jerk disorders involuntary comedic tic disease moronic comedic tic disease theoculpamania petrifaction of the brain terminal memetic infection schadenfreude personality disorder the inappropriate rocky balboa complex chapter 8 : non-human animals the great white snark stereospongiforms sensationalist voyeur leeches werebigots the office bully , or papio culus the survivor frenzy chapter 9 : final thoughts for the contemplative chapter 1 : introduction humanity has long been faced by a great mystery .