youd say to me , nobody likes hats that much , but if you were close enough id reach out and slap you directly in the face hoping to get you to face reality , because ive been an internet user since 1995 and ive seen things you wouldnt believe ( so i wont list them here , because you wouldnt believe them and it would be a waste of my time and your time , and my time especially does not care to be wasted because im a junior associate in an important a global company ; perhaps youve seen my biography on their website ; you havent ?