border tales too book i toc table of contents , ( not as elvis ' brother crispus says , table of crap ) prelude in the beginning chapter 1 dr. george washington carver littlejohn chapter 2 san luis the unsinister minister chapter 3 margie jo chapter 4 fenwick chapter 5 the trainees chapter 6 fenwick at work ( sic ) chapter 7 the guardian angel chapter 8 the morley gate chapter 9 mango tea chapter 10 sister slap ass chapter 11 mr. escalade ( sample chapter from book ii ) border tales too book i editor 's advisory beware !