councillor * trenchard hedinsand , albatross , cabinet , education * uranus ormine , frog , villain will standin-line , bull , cabinet , health * wimp fargo , duck , cabinet homeland security ** verily knot , ferret , de vere contact volpe , fox , villager * acknowledgement many thanks to rhys j smith for contributions to the characters and the arduous task of keeping me on track with all things grammatical .