well , he can get jacked up as far as i am concerned , because i am here strictly for the pay cheque from now on and '' he added `` i am going to call him at home tomorrow to tell him i 'm sick and wo n't be able to take him to heathrow - at such short notice that he will have the choice of missing his flight or getting his wife to drive him there and she wo n't like that so her driving will be at its abysmal worst and she 'll probably scare him half to death .