they may be having parties in minivans outside of their apartment buildings , sitting in folding chairs , listening to the same song over and over with incredibly loud subwoofers , but if there should ever be an evening when you treat your chubby love muffin with less respect than her father believes that she deserves , the dominicans will smell this on her like she is a fried smelt and they have just returned from a hard day of stealing tools from their workplace .