more than one had their hot little hands on their latest iteration of what is euphemistically called the smart phone , a device capable of forever changing civilization as we know it and which combined at least 47 seven different audio , video , texting , internet , surfing , gps , games , chat , social media and numerous other functions -- the new spy on the spouse app being the current favorite -- with the ability to instantaneously communicate with a full three quarters of the earth 's population in over one hundred different languages .