jacaranda jezail was asked in a recent consumer survey to name , in forty-two seconds , the twelve lesser prophets of the old testament- ( hosea , joel , amos , obadiah , jonah , micah , habakkuk , zephaniah , haggai , zechariah , malachi - perhaps not so difficult when one remembers that jackie is a yorkshire lass and will thus have encountered people with such names driving land rovers over various dales to sup old sheepshagger in various pubs pausing only to grunt `` a'reet '' to their nearest and dearest and then curl up with embarrassment at such an outpouring of emotion ) distracted by jake 's antics with a model castle nestling among the pebbles on the floor of his tank , she unaccountably omitted nahum and thus did won neither a three month supply of mintifresh gel toothpaste nor a reduced subscription to washing powder weekly .