the change in klaus happened in phases , his rash unexplainably turned to letters in the greek alphabet , then to names and addresses of all the members of tea party arranged by their iqs , which started at 63 and ended at 65 , morphing into jesus going through stages of the cross wading through hollandaise sauce , finally becoming one huge blotch that burst open sending out flakes of dried blood mixed with lavender and mauve shapes of famous korean war battleship nurses like a blizzard of valentines day and d-day confetti .