it went something like this : funeral attendance ( fa ) only : 50.00 pounds fa with silent weeping : 75.00 pounds fa wearing black veil with gentle sobs : 100.00 pounds fa with black veil , victorian mourning gown ( vmg ) and loud cries : 175.00 pounds fa with black veil , vmg , entrance on black horse , loud cries : 275.00 pounds fa with black veil , vmg , entrance on black horse and throwing herself on top of coffin in a completely hysterical manner : 400.00 pounds mum was really keen on the idea .