the lyrics : so i arrived at college , fresh and clean and bright , little did i know my roommates up all night she wo n't go to sleep then she wo n't get up her alarm rings in my ears then she skips class anyway refrain : if she only knew im secretly a drow she would fear me and my evil ways but if she found out it would n't help her now i will sacrifice her soul to my dark god i met a human boy who was cute whenever he was around i became mute but oh could she talk and talk and she talked him into dating her she invites him over all the time they talk and make out and get drunk and when it 's time for me to try to sleep they bump and grind on the upper bunk refrain she does n't study and she does n't care she parties all night and stumbles in late i wake to the sound of her retching how does she pass in that mental state ?