there are two ways to go when being presented with such an enigma as the one dana plough was facing ; you could : a ) scream bloody murder until someone from hotel management breaks the door down and you explain to him that youve just done it with satan , cementing your stay for at least six months in the rosemarys baby wing of the baltimore state hospital for the criminally insane , or b ) go with the flow and allow yourself to take what is in essence a very big check on a very big platter .