they are the wanna-bes , has-beens and side-liners of the bollywood film industry : notable personalities such as the inherently noble arden , the naive nymphet chandy , the sickly old clown mitra , the excitable albino salahudden , the mystery girl bonny , the playboy slash bollywood big-shot dickey , the detestable but wealthy ishmail and several other characters of bollywood extras notoriety , never existed at all until invented in my own strangely satirical , vividly livid and overtly outraged mind .