um , this tale i 'm gon na read you is all about this undead dead guy and it begins with the terrible and horrible part with a bloody stagecoach -- it 's dripping blood -- and that bloody stagecoach comes a creaking and a groaning down this windy street , a dark old street in a spooky western town , and this coach is a creaking and a groaning in the spookiest , terribliest , horriblest way ... '' `` did you say we 're going to act this out ? ''