i knew she meant well , but this party was pointless for two reasons : ( 1 ) a supermodel should not try to set up her average , plus-sized friend with people who want to hang out with supermodels ; they want supermodel girlfriends , not average , slightly frumpy , definitely chubby girlfriends who didnt own a single piece of clothing without a hole in it ; and ( 2 ) i was a nun in training .