there was : the loveem or beatem up preacher roy ; the paranoid mayor/realtor/insurance salesman ; ub2 ; big bob ( apparently dumb as a stick ) buford ; flo , the man hunter/waitress ; the arrogant and possibly uncaring plant owner ; the heartbroken junior junior ; jasper , the forgetful gunslinger ; and now , the most frighteningly self-conscious judge i had ever met .