after a few drinks and a ton of sushi and sashimi , plus countless , tiny little bottles of sake served in tiny little cups , presumably made for tiny little japanese people like me ( though im not really japanese japanese , but ill use it when it serves me ) , while sitting with them in one of the private tatami rooms , ted left to talk to a client on his cell phone , leaving molly and i alone with the two hot-to-trot frenchmen .