i say tottered because i was dressed in a disguise of sorts , which i had picked up at goodmans just that morning ( they open their doors at 8 a.m. for early-morning glam shoppers such as myself ) , consisting of a gorgeous grey designer trench-coat knocked-off straight from the paris runway , a pair of killer black stilettos with a 4 heel , ray ban sunglasses , a floppy , dark grey sun hat and a white-blonde , chin-length bob wig .