this likely held little chance of going down in the history books as another watergate or creating suction like the incident when the white house ingnue rendered her services to the leader of our country while kneeling beneath the oval office desk or even come close to that little lie about all those evil weapons of mass destruction used as an excuse for the country to go to war in iraq , but it damn sure was going to raise a stink like a dead opossum found under the front porch in july around jonesboro .