it wasnt every day [ once a week tops ] one hops onto a city bus and discovers a sword-wielding , sequined-jumpsuit donning , famous-actor-i-just-cant-put-my-finger-on-but-as-soon-as-i-get- home-ill-kick-myself-for-figuring-it-out-too-late-ing , much-too-short-shorts-wearing , gang of weirdoes .