`` i entertain and flatter great men , i slay with satire , lofty fools , beyond their ken , i 'm known far and wide , as pampinus pronuntio [ to declare publicly , to recite , to narrate ] an irish narrator of much informio [ to educate , information ] my real name is known , to only a few those i respect , and that includes you my friends , i ask my long name supplant , so you , brother culann , please call me pamp '' .