`` bixie , she 's married to a firefighter so she 's never caused to much fuss with weirdo client stalkers , mase has an on and off girlfriend so he can behave but when they 're off he can give rule a run for his money in the man-whore department , jasper , well we call him jaz keeps his liaisons all quiet and secret because he 's got ties with the kings of sorrow the local biker club and apparently that 's supposed to be hush-hush so the bunnies do n't hover around for him too much , but the terrible trio , man oh man i show those bitches outta here all day every day and even with rule being hooked up with you it still seems like that 's my full time job . ''