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# Welcome to Home Page Give me some time (and experience) and I will have this page up and running properly. # ### <!-- // script by alfred.korn of digital.paper.inc - www.digitalpaper.com // holds the name of the subdirectory that contains all your clock images // "" means that the images are in the same directory as the script // "clockimages/" means that the images are in the clockimages directory var image_dir = "Images/Clock/"; // update every how many seconds? var speed = 1; // ********** NO NEED TO MODIFY ANYTHING BELOW THIS POINT ************ // preload number images img0 = new Image(); img0.src = image_dir+"0.gif"; img1 = new Image(); img1.src = image_dir+"1.gif"; img2 = new Image(); img2.src = image_dir+"2.gif"; img3 = new Image(); img3.src = image_dir+"3.gif"; img4 = new Image(); img4.src = image_dir+"4.gif"; img5 = new Image(); img5.src = image_dir+"5.gif"; img6 = new Image(); img6.src = image_dir+"6.gif"; img7 = new Image(); img7.src = image_dir+"7.gif"; img8 = new Image(); img8.src = image_dir+"8.gif"; img9 = new Image(); img9.src = image_dir+"9.gif"; // fixes a Netscape 2 and 3 bug function getFullYear(d) { // d is a date object yr = d.getYear(); if (yr < 1000) yr+=1900; return yr; } function calcDate() { now = new Date(); d = now.getDay(); document.dayofweek.src = image_dir+"d" + d + ".gif"; m = now.getMonth(); document.month.src = image_dir+"m" + m + ".gif"; dd = now.getDate(); dd = (dd >= 10 ? "":"0") + dd; document.date1.src = image_dir + dd.substring(0,1) + ".gif"; document.date2.src = image_dir + dd.substring(1,2) + ".gif"; y = "" + getFullYear(now); document.year1.src = image_dir + y.substring(0,1) + ".gif"; document.year2.src = image_dir + y.substring(1,2) + ".gif"; document.year3.src = image_dir + y.substring(2,3) + ".gif"; document.year4.src = image_dir + y.substring(3,4) + ".gif"; calcAmPm(); } function calcAmPm(){ ampm = new Date(); ap = ampm.getHours(); if (ap < 12) { document.morn.src = image_dir + "am.gif"; } else { document.morn.src = image_dir + "pm.gif"; } calcTime(); } speed *= 1000; // time kept in milliseconds not seconds function calcTime() { now = new Date(); h = now.getHours(); if (h > 12) h = h - 12; h = (h<10?"0":"") + h; document.hour1.src = image_dir + h.substring(0,1) + ".gif"; document.hour2.src = image_dir + h.substring(1,2) + ".gif"; m = now.getMinutes(); m = (m<10?"0":"") + m; document.min1.src = image_dir + m.substring(0,1) + ".gif"; document.min2.src = image_dir + m.substring(1,2) + ".gif"; se = now.getSeconds(); se = (se<10?"0":"") + se; document.sec1.src = image_dir + se.substring(0,1) + ".gif"; document.sec2.src = image_dir + se.substring(1,2) + ".gif"; if ((h < 1) && (m < 1) && (se < 1)) calcDate(); if ((h == 12) && (m < 1) && (se < 1)) calcAmPm(); setTimeout("calcTime()",speed); } document.write('<img name="dayofweek" src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" height=11 width=35 >' +'<img src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11>' +'<img name="month" src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" height=11 width=29><img src="' +image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11><img name="date1" ' +'src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11 ><img name="date2" src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 ' +'height=11><img name="comma" src="'+image_dir+'cc.gif" border=0 width=4 ' +'height=11><img src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11>' +'<img name="year1" src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11><img name="year2" src="" ' +'width=9 height=11><img name="year3" src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11>' +'<img name="year4" src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11><img src="'+image_dir +'space.gif" width=9 height=11><img src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11>' +'<img name="hour1" src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11>' +'<img name="hour2" src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11><img name="colon" src="' +image_dir+'c.gif" border=0 width=4 height=11><img name="min1" src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" ' +'width=9 height=11><img name="min2" src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11>' +'<img name="colon" src="'+image_dir+'c.gif" width=4 height=11>' +'<img name="sec1" src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11><img name="sec2" src="" ' +'width=9 height=11><img src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=9 height=11>' +'<img name="morn" src="'+image_dir+'space.gif" width=20 height=11>'); calcDate(); // -->

My Introduction.

First of all, I'll introduce myself with a picture of me getting wet!

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My name is Raymond and I'm 25 years old.  I am an MCSE (Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer) among other things. I was born in Blackburn, Australia and have lived in Melbourne ever since.  I enjoy anything to do with computers, music, movies, cruising and playing Table Tennis and most of all spending quality time cuddled up with a girlfriend.

Want to know more about me?  Take a look in here or just chat to me via ICQ at the bottom of this page.

Here you will find my nephew's web page. Since Sunday 28th July 2002
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