(CNN) -- I once stayed at a youth hostel in Copenhagen called Sleep in Heaven. Which sounds quite pleasant until you realize that, apparently, heaven is cold and damp and completely infested with bedbugs. I guess that's the part they don't tell you in Sunday school. "No, no. It's great. Nothing to worry about. Beautiful white robes. Big puffy clouds. Probably a salad bar." But there were none of those. Just bed bugs. Something was rotten in the state of Denmark. The next day, bitten and disgusted, I literally ran to catch a train to Berlin and haven't had pleasant thoughts about that country since.
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A virtual version of Denmark was created in the "Minecraft" game
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"Cyber vandals" snuck into virtual Denmark, set off virtual dynamite and raised U.S. flags
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Virtual Denmark has since been repaired
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Somehow, these vandals were able to infiltrate virtual Denmark while sneaking in virtual dynamite, at which point they virtually demolished parts of virtual @placeholder.