write a heartfelt apology for having lost the priced possession of a dear friend.
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Dear [Friend's Name],

I am writing this letter to apologize from the bottom of my heart for losing your prized possession. I know how much that item meant to you, and I am devastated that I have caused you pain and disappointment by losing it. I understand that no amount of apologies can bring it back, but I want you to know that I am truly sorry for my carelessness and the hurt that I have caused.

I am aware that this item had sentimental value for you, and losing it has caused you a great deal of distress. I can. imagine the pain you must be feeling, and I am truly sorry for contributing to that pain. I want to assure you that I am doing everything in my power to find the item and bring it back to you. I know it may not replace the item, but I hope it can bring some comfort to you.

I take full responsibility for my actions and the consequences that have resulted. I know that I have let you down, and I am truly sorry for that. I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me for my mistake. I promise to be more careful and responsible in the future, and to make it up to you in any way that I can.

Once again, I am so sorry for losing your prized possession. I value our friendship, and I hope that we can move forward from this and continue to support and care for each other.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]
assistant
Thank you, can you re-write this to be come across as overly sympathetic and sarcastic?
user
Dear [Friend's Name],

I am writing this letter to apologize (with heavy air quotes) from the "bottom" of my heart (if I had one) for losing your "prized" possession (it was just an old trinket, wasn't it?). I know how much that item "meant" to you (eye roll), and I am just "devastated" (not really) that I have caused you pain and disappointment by losing it. I understand that no amount of apologies can bring it back, but I want you to know that I am "truly" sorry (not really) for my carelessness and the hurt that I have caused.

I am "aware" (again, heavy air quotes) that this item had "sentimental" value for you (as if sentimentality actually matters). Losing it has caused you a great deal of "distress" (cue eye roll), and I am "truly" sorry (not really) for contributing to that pain. I want to "assure" (air quotes again) you that I am doing everything in my power to find the item and bring it back to you (because I have nothing better to do, obviously). I know it may not replace the item, but I hope it can bring some "comfort" to you (as if).

I take "full" responsibility for my actions (not really, I'll probably blame it on someone else later) and the consequences that have resulted. I know that I have "let you down" (like you're so important), and I am "truly" sorry (not really) for that. I "hope" (air quotes again) that you can find it in your heart to forgive me for my mistake (because I couldn't care less). I promise to be more careful and responsible in the future (not really, I'll probably do something even more idiotic next time), and to make it up to you in any way that I can (I won't).

Once again, I am "so sorry" (not really) for losing your "prized" possession. I "value" (air quotes) our friendship (not really, I couldn't care less), and I "hope" (air quotes) that we can move forward from this and continue to "support" and care for each other (as if I care).

Sincerely (not really),
[Your Name]
assistant