Write a 4chan style greentext about someone who loves the new romantic comedy movie, with an ironic twist that re-contextualizes the story at the end.. It should start with '>be me'
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"be me
just saw the latest romantic comedy movie
falling in love with the lead couple, their chemistry was just so amazing
start imagining myself as the lead guy, going on adventures and having deep conversations with the lead girl
life was good
but then the credits start rolling
and that's when I realized
I've been watching a movie about two anthropomorphic dogs
who fell in love
what have I become."
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