Im a broke college student living in Silicon Valley. Tell me a joke mocking Silicon Valley and how broke I am simultaneously.
user
Sure! Here's a joke for you:

Why did the broke college student cross the road in Silicon Valley?

To get to the start-up on the other side that was offering free ramen for interns!
assistant
Tell me another one
user
Here's another one:

Why did the broke college student living in Silicon Valley never have any money?

Because every time they turned around, there was a new app for buying avocado toast!
assistant