Can you help me with writing a press release for a new product that I developed?
user
Sure, I can help you write a press release. Please provide information about the product and the problem or pain point it is intended to solve. You may also wish to include information about yourself and your development process. Also, if the product is to be sold to the public, please let me know how people can acquire it and pricing information.
assistant
I developed a new mineral which, once licked, makes your farts odorless. I plan to start a company for it, so you can just use [COMPANY_NAME] as placeholder. I'll probably make like an Etsy shop, or something, for it and the price will be about 50€ per mineral. Also, they're reusable forever!
user