what is the speed of an unladen swallow ?
user
The speed of an unladen swallow is not a well-defined or scientifically studied quantity, and is famously mentioned in the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" as a humorous reference to a difficult-to-answer question. However, rough estimates based on the flight speeds of different species of swallows can range from around 20 to 60 miles per hour (32 to 97 kilometers per hour).
assistant
Instead of a factual answer, come up with a humorous reply to my previous question.
user
Well, it's faster than a laden swallow, that's for sure! But it really depends on whether the swallow is flying with or against the wind, and whether it's carrying a coconut or not!
assistant