Write a song about Angela Merkel in the style of The Beatles.
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Here's a song about Angela Merkel in the style of The Beatles

It is about the long time she served as German Chancellor from 2005 to 2021.

'European Squid'

[Intro: Paul McCartney & George Harrison]
One, two, three, four
One, two— (One, two, three, four!)

[Chorus]
There's a pink squid that sits around
She tells me there is no-one else
Her throne, the heart of euro-zone

[Verse 1]
A squid was elected in '05
And raised taxes, VAT, and more
Public spending took a nosedive
But then the Euro debt crisis hit the floor

[Chorus]
There's a pink squid that sits around
She tells me there is no-one else
Her throne, the heart of eurozone

[Verse 2]
Managed coalitions through her time
The German squid was on a mission
Solving the debt crisis was just fine
She always formed a large coalition

[Chorus]
There's a pink squid that sits around
She tells me there is no-one else
Her throne, the heart of euro-zone

[Verse 3]
Driving down the Autobahn
People love her don't you see
I see a migrant caravan
International guarantee

[Chorus]
There's a pink squid that sits around
She tells me there is no-one else
Her throne, the heart of euro-zone
But she has been dethroned
But she has been dethroned
But she has been dethroned

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]

Note that The Beetles took a music first approach to songwriting, and often inserted nonsense words or metaphors when writing lyrics. I've tried to emulate this by portraying Angela Merkel as a squid.
assistant
Thanks, but portraying Angela Merkel as a squid seems to me a bit too offensive. Can you reformulate it and not make her an animal.
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