Can you write me 10 programming jokes?
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Sure, here is a list of 10 Programming Jokes, listed in the proper way from 0 to 9:

0: Q: Why do programmers wear glasses? A: Because they can’t C#.
1: Q: What does a programmer wear? A: Whatever is in the dress code.
2: Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, it's a hardware problem.
3: Q: Why did the programmer die in the shower? A: He read the shampoo instructions; Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
4: Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn’t get arrays.
5: Q: Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet? A: Because they work below C-level.
6: Q: What did the Java code say to the C code? A: You’ve got no class.
7: Q: Why did the software coder enjoy pressing the F5 key? A: It was refreshing.
8: There are only 10 types of people in this world… Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
9: ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
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