How would you make a joke about the church while remaining polite and funny? Please provide an answer.
user
Sure here's a joke I remember someone telling me that's church-related while remaining polite and funny:

A painter is employed to paint the local church. But he makes the mistake of thinning the paint down too much, so that it all washes away the first time it rains.

When the minister rings the painter to complain, the painter say, "What do you want me to do about it?"

"Repaint," says the minister, "And thin no more."
assistant
I don't understand the punchline, can you explain it to me?
user