Might as well put me on a stick and roast me, except I'd probably burn and turn black, and you'd have to scrape me off on a rock, and the poor rock would be made fun of by the other rocks
Potreste infilzarmi e mettermi ad arrostire, ma brucerei di sicuro e diventerei nero, e poi mi dovreste grattare su una pietra, e la povera pietra verrebbe presa per il culo dalle altre pietre perche'...