I once knew a probationary teacher who was a mathematician and did not want to serve in the artillery and shoot people. So he stole a lieutenant's watch to get himself into the garrison gaol.
Irakasle bat nuen ezagun, matematikaria zen aldetik artillerian tiro egin nahi ez zuena, eta horrexegatik lapurtu zion erlojua kapitain bati, presondegian sartzeko.