'Humbly report, sir, would you wish me to look for another nice doggie for you?' 'You know, Švejk, that I feel like having you court-martialled,' said the lieutenant with a sigh, 'but they'd only acquit you, because they'd never have seen anything so colossally idiotic in all their lives.
-Zure agindutara, teniente jauna: xakurren bat eskuratzerik nahi zenuke?