The undersigned medical experts certify the complete mental feebleness and congenital idiocy of Josef Švejk, who appeared before the aforesaid commission and expressed himself in terms such as:
"Guk, beherago sinatu dugun auzitegiko sendagileok azpimarratu nahi dugu gorago aipatutako batzordearen aurrera azaldu den Josef Xveik psikikoki kamutsa dela eta jaiotzetik inozoa.