The distinguished scientist Herr Professor Luitpold Blumenduft tendered medical evidence to the effect that the instantaneous fracture of the cervical vertebrae and consequent scission of the spinal cord would, according to the best approved tradition of medical science, be calculated to inevitably produce in the human subject a violent ganglionic stimulus of the nerve centres of the genital apparatus, thereby causing the elastic pores of the corpora cavernosa to rapidly dilate in such a way as to instantaneously facilitate the flow of blood to that part of the human anatomy known as the penis or male organ resulting in the phenomenon which has been denominated by the faculty a morbid upwards and outwards philoprogenitive erection in articulo mortis per diminutionem capitis.
Zientzialari ospetsu Herr Proffessor Luitpold Blumenduftek aurkeztu zituen ebidentzia medikoak, zeinen arabera orno zerbikalen haustura batbatekoak eta horren ondoriozko bizkarrezurreko muinaren trenkatzeak, zientzia medikoaren tradiziorik onartuenari jarraituz, ezinbestean eragiten baitzuen giza norbanakoan ganglio-estimulu bortitza ernal-aparailuaren nerbio-zentroetan, horrenbestez bultzatuz corpora cavernosako xularme elastikoetan berehalako dilatazioa, halako moduz non istantean bide ematen baitzion odolari giza anatomiako penis edo zakil deitzen zaion aldera zurrustan joateko, eta horren emaitza omen zen fenomeno bat, medikujendeak deitzen duena goranzko eta kanporanzko zutitze filoprogenitibo morbidoa, in articulo mortis per diminutionem capitis.