Because if you found your phone, that would mean that no tech bloggers or journalists did, and they couldn't write a scathing review based on what was on it, as it sucks.
-Telefonoa zeuk aurkituz gero... ez luke blogger batek aurkituko. Ez lituzke idatziko hari buruz... kritika garratzak, oso kaskarra baita. Eta horrek, akaso...