I have called you down here to tell you something so simple and shocking that even the waiters upstairs (long inured to our levities) might hear some new seriousness in my voice.
Hain da gauza sinple eta harrigarria hona behera etorrarazi gaituena, non are hor goiko zerbitzariek (gure arinkerietara aspaldi ohituak) lehen ez bezalako seriotasun puntu bat atzemango baitzioten nire ahotsari.