If Jitters did n't have a wife and kids back in the old country — which , come to think of it , he probably did n't these days — he might just have dragged Fat Old Stinky Juanita up before the padre and tied the old knot .
If Jitters did n't have a wife and kids back in the old country — which , on reflection , he probably did n't these days — he might just have dragged Fat Old Stinky Juanita up before the padre and tied the old knot .