If Jitters didn't have a wife and kids back in the old country — which, come to think of it, he probably didn't these days — he might just have dragged Fat Old Stinky Juanita up before the padre and tied the old knot.
If Jitters didn't have a wife and kids back in the old country — which, on reflection, he probably didn't these days — he might just have dragged Fat Old Stinky Juanita up before the padre and tied the old knot.