likes kooky captains
A cop in a cop's cap? Or a cupcake cook in a cupcake cook's cap? Or a fat flapjack flapper in a flat flapped-jack cap? Or, if you think you don't like cop's caps, flapjack flappers' or cupcake cooks' caps, maybe you're one of those choosy chaps who likes kooky captains' caps, perhaps.