bitter verbal battle
Have you heard the tittle-tattle from a chatty herd of cattle? Chewing cud and chewing fat'll set the tongues of cows a-rattle. Each;ll natter, each'll prattle, chatter like a diplomat'll. When they row, there's little that'll end their bitter verbal battle. So, if you can hush these cattle, I'll not only eat my hat, I'll swim from Scarborough to Seattle.