related_tweet: this is the best from @nelsonfortexas's website, btw:
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  "unlike our current attorney general, ken paxton, im not under indictment for defrauding my friends and clients, and i wont swipe your $1,000 pen."