claim: A man turned himself in to police for killing his make-believe companion.
origin: On 12 May 2015, the entertainment web site Moron.com published an article reporting that a man named Geoff Gaylord had turned himself in to police for killing his imaginary friend, Mr. Happy: < Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriffâ€™s Office earlier today and turned himself in for killing his imaginary friend â€” Mr. Happy. Gaylord told officers he had stabbed Mr. Happy repeatedly with a kitchen knife, cut up the body with a hatchet and buried the victim in his backyard.Gaylord said he killed his imaginary friend of seven years for multiple reasons â€” one, for being messy. â€œHis room was a mess all the time with his toys and dolls,â€ Gaylord told police. â€œHe left his empty vodka bottles all over the kitchenâ€¦ never picked up his empty cocaine baggies and left the toilet seat down when he peed. He messed up my apartment to the point where I just couldnâ€™t get it clean. Before Hap started doing drugs and acting weird he was my BFF (best friend forever). Weâ€™d go dancing, play on the childrenâ€™s park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal â€” listened to it for hours with the lights turned off.â€ > The story (whiched played on the saga of the ubiquitous and hapless â€œFlorida Manâ€œ) fooled thousands of readers as it spread across social media, and at least two web sites, the Inquisitr and Mandatory, republished it as if it were real news. But there was no truth to the story. Although Moron.com does not specifically state that it is an entertainment web site, it offers several clues indicating that the site is just another purveyor of fake news. First, the author of this article is listed as â€œMoron.â€ Second, the web site has previously published fake news stories, such as a yarn about a couple selling golden tickets to heaven, or this story about child love dolls. Lastly, the photograph included with the article did not show a man named Geoff Gaylord who murdered his imaginary friend, but rather a man named Billy Southern, who was included in WTSP-TVâ€™s gallery of â€œcrying mugshotsâ€ in 2011. Although this story was still listed as a real news story on the Inquisitr as of 13 May 2015, Mandatory added a disclaimer to their version stating: < Editorâ€™s Note: So apparently this story comes from a phony site. Oh well. Even the smartest people in the world (read: Mandatory editors) get fooled every now and then. Enjoy the story anyway. >