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  the u.s. government is temporarily banning passengers on flights that leave out for the next 2 weeks. the government will determine lefties from eighties by quickly throwing a ball at unsuspecting passengers. because of the quick reflex at is required e person's dominant hand will be shown and revealed. the reason for this ban is not immediately clear ands officials would not comment. a second official stated that is would only be a temporary inconvenience and try hope all involved will be patient.
article_headline: ban for right hand users