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AWS, the world's largest collection of awful web services.
It was created by Jeff Bezos in 2,006 at his a diabolical plan to get startups addicted to cheap computing resources.
Like any good crack dealer, they start you off with Currently, it has exactly 69,420 different services to choose from, each one with its own stupid name and nonsensical icon.
Some are acronyms, some have numbers, some are planets, and some are low key insults at their rivals, like Redshift.
It's so complex that you'll wanna get certified with a PhD before even attempting to launch a Hello World.
And be careful, because many of the services are like beta products that haven't been updated in years, but impressively, they all still run like clockwork.
It feels a lot like developing in a haunted amusement park.
And if they don't have what you're looking for, just call 1 800 Amazon, and they'll launch a brand new service for you the next day, because the customer is always right.
Or if you're building an awesome open source tool, they will immediately launch a service for it, so you can never ever make any money from your hard work.
To get started, go ahead and sign up for an account, then the first thing you'll notice is that your account was immediately hacked, and you now have 500 EC2 instances mining shitcoins all over the world.
Conveniently, there's no big red shutdown button, and what you'll have to do is go and click on each server individually to manually shut it off.
Meanwhile, if you open up the billing service, you'll notice amount of money you owe has broken the CSS because the number is too large.
At this point, you have 2 options.
You can sign out of the application and pretend this was all just a bad dream.
Or you can contact support and beg for mercy.
They'll forward your ticket to Jeff's $500,000,000 sailing yacht, where he decides fate like emperor Nero.
If you get a thumbs down, it means you're now homeless, but a thumbs up means we can explore the UI.
Each team at AWS gets to design their own UI, giving us inconsistent freak show of a website.
You've got some products using Bootstrap 1, others that look like they were designed on Fiverr, and some that are absolutely beautiful.
Now, if you can't find what you're looking for, don't even try to use the search.
Instead, just go straight to Google or Chat GPT.
In the words of God's chosen programmer, an idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity.
None of us here are geniuses, and that's why we use AWS.
This has been me trashing a technology that has me by the balls in 100 seconds.
Stake.
In reality though, AWS has revolutionized the way we think about IT infrastructure.
It's the most popular cloud platform for a reason, and without it, the barriers to entry for the average tech startup would be much higher, and for that, it deserves our respect.
Make sure to also check out my full breakdown of AWS.
Thanks for watching, and I will see you in the next one.

Speaker 0: AWS, the world's largest collection of awful web services. It was created by Jeff Bezos in 2,006 at his a diabolical plan to get startups addicted to cheap computing resources. Like any good crack dealer, they start you off with Currently, it has exactly 69,420 different services to choose from, each one with its own stupid name and nonsensical icon. Some are acronyms, some have numbers, some are planets, and some are low key insults at their rivals, like Redshift. It's so complex that you'll wanna get certified with a PhD before even attempting to launch a Hello World.

And be careful, because many of the services are like beta products that haven't been updated in years, but impressively, they all still run like clockwork. It feels a lot like developing in a haunted amusement park. And if they don't have what you're looking for, just call 1 800 Amazon, and they'll launch a brand new service for you the next day, because the customer is always right. Or if you're building an awesome open source tool, they will immediately launch a service for it, so you can never ever make any money from your hard work. To get started, go ahead and sign up for an account, then the first thing you'll notice is that your account was immediately hacked, and you now have 500 EC2 instances mining shitcoins all over the world.

Conveniently, there's no big red shutdown button, and what you'll have to do is go and click on each server individually to manually shut it off. Meanwhile, if you open up the billing service, you'll notice amount of money you owe has broken the CSS because the number is too large. At this point, you have 2 options. You can sign out of the application and pretend this was all just a bad dream. Or you can contact support and beg for mercy.

They'll forward your ticket to Jeff's $500,000,000 sailing yacht, where he decides fate like emperor Nero. If you get a thumbs down, it means you're now homeless, but a thumbs up means we can explore the UI. Each team at AWS gets to design their own UI, giving us inconsistent freak show of a website. You've got some products using Bootstrap 1, others that look like they were designed on Fiverr, and some that are absolutely beautiful. Now, if you can't find what you're looking for, don't even try to use the search.

Instead, just go straight to Google or Chat GPT. In the words of God's chosen programmer, an idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity. None of us here are geniuses, and that's why we use AWS. This has been me trashing a technology that has me by the balls in 100 seconds. Stake.

In reality though, AWS has revolutionized the way we think about IT infrastructure. It's the most popular cloud platform for a reason, and without it, the barriers to entry for the average tech startup would be much higher, and for that, it deserves our respect. Make sure to also check out my full breakdown of AWS. Thanks for watching, and I will see you in the next one.
AWS, the world's largest collection of awful web services. It was created by Jeff Bezos in 2,006 at his a diabolical plan to get startups addicted to cheap computing resources. Like any good crack dealer, they start you off with Currently, it has exactly 69,420 different services to choose from, each one with its own stupid name and nonsensical icon. Some are acronyms, some have numbers, some are planets, and some are low key insults at their rivals, like Redshift. It's so complex that you'll wanna get certified with a PhD before even attempting to launch a Hello World. And be careful, because many of the services are like beta products that haven't been updated in years, but impressively, they all still run like clockwork. It feels a lot like developing in a haunted amusement park. And if they don't have what you're looking for, just call 1 800 Amazon, and they'll launch a brand new service for you the next day, because the customer is always right. Or if you're building an awesome open source tool, they will immediately launch a service for it, so you can never ever make any money from your hard work. To get started, go ahead and sign up for an account, then the first thing you'll notice is that your account was immediately hacked, and you now have 500 EC2 instances mining shitcoins all over the world. Conveniently, there's no big red shutdown button, and what you'll have to do is go and click on each server individually to manually shut it off.
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Meanwhile, if you open up the billing service, you'll notice amount of money you owe has broken the CSS because the number is too large. At this point, you have 2 options. You can sign out of the application and pretend this was all just a bad dream. Or you can contact support and beg for mercy.
billing
customer support
They'll forward your ticket to Jeff's $500,000,000 sailing yacht, where he decides fate like emperor Nero. If you get a thumbs down, it means you're now homeless, but a thumbs up means we can explore the UI.
Each team at AWS gets to design their own UI, giving us inconsistent freak show of a website. You've got some products using Bootstrap 1, others that look like they were designed on Fiverr, and some that are absolutely beautiful. Now, if you can't find what you're looking for, don't even try to use the search. Instead, just go straight to Google or Chat GPT. In the words of God's chosen programmer, an idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity. None of us here are geniuses, and that's why we use AWS. This has been me trashing a technology that has me by the balls in 100 seconds. Stake. In reality though, AWS has revolutionized the way we think about IT infrastructure. It's the most popular cloud platform for a reason, and without it, the barriers to entry for the average tech startup would be much higher, and for that, it deserves our respect. Make sure to also check out my full breakdown of AWS. Thanks for watching, and I will see you in the next one.
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AWS, the world's largest collection of awful web services. It was created by Jeff Bezos in 2,006 at his a diabolical plan to get startups addicted to cheap computing resources. Like any good crack dealer, they start you off with Currently, it has exactly 69,420 different services to choose from, each one with its own stupid name and nonsensical icon. Some are acronyms, some have numbers, some are planets, and some are low key insults at their rivals, like Redshift. It's so complex that you'll wanna get certified with a PhD before even attempting to launch a Hello World. And be careful, because many of the services are like beta products that haven't been updated in years, but impressively, they all still run like clockwork. It feels a lot like developing in a haunted amusement park. And if they don't have what you're looking for, just call 1 800 Amazon, and they'll launch a brand new service for you the next day, because the customer is always right. Or if you're building an awesome open source tool, they will immediately launch a service for it, so you can never ever make any money from your hard work. To get started, go ahead and sign up for an account, then the first thing you'll notice is that your account was immediately hacked, and you now have 500 EC2 instances mining shitcoins all over the world. Conveniently, there's no big red shutdown button, and what you'll have to do is go and click on each server individually to manually shut it off. Meanwhile, if you open up the billing service, you'll notice amount of money you owe has broken the CSS because the number is too large. At this point, you have 2 options. You can sign out of the application and pretend this was all just a bad dream. Or you can contact support and beg for mercy. They'll forward your ticket to Jeff's $500,000,000 sailing yacht, where he decides fate like emperor Nero. If you get a thumbs down, it means you're now homeless, but a thumbs up means we can explore the UI. Each team at AWS gets to design their own UI, giving us inconsistent freak show of a website. You've got some products using Bootstrap 1, others that look like they were designed on Fiverr, and some that are absolutely beautiful. Now, if you can't find what you're looking for, don't even try to use the search. Instead, just go straight to Google or Chat GPT. In the words of God's chosen programmer, an idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity. None of us here are geniuses, and that's why we use AWS. This has been me trashing a technology that has me by the balls in 100 seconds. Stake. In reality though, AWS has revolutionized the way we think about IT infrastructure. It's the most popular cloud platform for a reason, and without it, the barriers to entry for the average tech startup would be much higher, and for that, it deserves our respect. Make sure to also check out my full breakdown of AWS. Thanks for watching, and I will see you in the next one.
AWS,
aws
the
the
world's
world's
largest
largest
collection
collection
of
of
awful
awful
web
web
services.
services
It
it
was
was
created
created
by
by
Jeff
jeff
Bezos
bezos
in
in
2,006
2,006
at
at
his
his
a
a
diabolical
diabolical
plan
plan
to
to
get
get
startups
startups
addicted
addicted
to
to
cheap
cheap
computing
computing
resources.
resources
Like
like
any
any
good
good
crack
crack
dealer,
dealer
they
they
start
start
you
you
off
off
with
with
Currently,
currently
it
it
has
has
exactly
exactly
69,420
69,420
different
different
services
services
to
to
choose
choose
from,
from
each
each
one
one
with
with
its
its
own
own
stupid
stupid
name
name
and
and
nonsensical
nonsensical
icon.
icon
Some
some
are
are
acronyms,
acronyms
some
some
have
have
numbers,
numbers
some
some
are
are
planets,
planets
and
and
some
some
are
are
low
low
key
key
insults
insults
at
at
their
their
rivals,
rivals
like
like
Redshift.
redshift
It's
it's
so
so
complex
complex
that
that
you'll
you'll
wanna
wanna
get
get
certified
certified
with
with
a
a
PhD
phd
before
before
even
even
attempting
attempting
to
to
launch
launch
a
a
Hello
hello
World.
world
And
and
be
be
careful,
careful
because
because
many
many
of
of
the
the
services
services
are
are
like
like
beta
beta
products
products
that
that
haven't
haven't
been
been
updated
updated
in
in
years,
years
but
but
impressively,
impressively
they
they
all
all
still
still
run
run
like
like
clockwork.
clockwork
It
it
feels
feels
a
a
lot
lot
like
like
developing
developing
in
in
a
a
haunted
haunted
amusement
amusement
park.
park
And
and
if
if
they
they
don't
don't
have
have
what
what
you're
you're
looking
looking
for,
for
just
just
call
call
1
1
800
800
Amazon,
amazon
and
and
they'll
they'll
launch
launch
a
a
brand
brand
new
new
service
service
for
for
you
you
the
the
next
next
day,
day
because
because
the
the
customer
customer
is
is
always
always
right.
right
Or
or
if
if
you're
you're
building
building
an
an
awesome
awesome
open
open
source
source
tool,
tool
they
they
will
will
immediately
immediately
launch
launch
a
a
service
service
for
for
it,
it
so
so
you
you
can
can
never
never
ever
ever
make
make
any
any
money
money
from
from
your
your
hard
hard
work.
work
To
to
get
get
started,
started
go
go
ahead
ahead
and
and
sign
sign
up
up
for
for
an
an
account,
account
then
then
the
the
first
first
thing
thing
you'll
you'll
notice
notice
is
is
that
that
your
your
account
account
was
was
immediately
immediately
hacked,
hacked
and
and
you
you
now
now
have
have
500
500
EC2
ec2
instances
instances
mining
mining
shitcoins
shitcoins
all
all
over
over
the
the
world.
world
Conveniently,
conveniently
there's
there's
no
no
big
big
red
red
shutdown
shutdown
button,
button
and
and
what
what
you'll
you'll
have
have
to
to
do
do
is
is
go
go
and
and
click
click
on
on
each
each
server
server
individually
individually
to
to
manually
manually
shut
shut
it
it
off.
off
Meanwhile,
meanwhile
if
if
you
you
open
open
up
up
the
the
billing
billing
service,
service
you'll
you'll
notice
notice
amount
amount
of
of
money
money
you
you
owe
owe
has
has
broken
broken
the
the
CSS
css
because
because
the
the
number
number
is
is
too
too
large.
large
At
at
this
this
point,
point
you
you
have
have
2
2
options.
options
You
you
can
can
sign
sign
out
out
of
of
the
the
application
application
and
and
pretend
pretend
this
this
was
was
all
all
just
just
a
a
bad
bad
dream.
dream
Or
or
you
you
can
can
contact
contact
support
support
and
and
beg
beg
for
for
mercy.
mercy
They'll
they'll
forward
forward
your
your
ticket
ticket
to
to
Jeff's
jeff's
$500,000,000
$500,000,000
sailing
sailing
yacht,
yacht
where
where
he
he
decides
decides
fate
fate
like
like
emperor
emperor
Nero.
nero
If
if
you
you
get
get
a
a
thumbs
thumbs
down,
down
it
it
means
means
you're
you're
now
now
homeless,
homeless
but
but
a
a
thumbs
thumbs
up
up
means
means
we
we
can
can
explore
explore
the
the
UI.
ui
Each
each
team
team
at
at
AWS
aws
gets
gets
to
to
design
design
their
their
own
own
UI,
ui
giving
giving
us
us
inconsistent
inconsistent
freak
freak
show
show
of
of
a
a
website.
website
You've
you've
got
got
some
some
products
products
using
using
Bootstrap
bootstrap
1,
1
others
others
that
that
look
look
like
like
they
they
were
were
designed
designed
on
on
Fiverr,
fiverr
and
and
some
some
that
that
are
are
absolutely
absolutely
beautiful.
beautiful
Now,
now
if
if
you
you
can't
can't
find
find
what
what
you're
you're
looking
looking
for,
for
don't
don't
even
even
try
try
to
to
use
use
the
the
search.
search
Instead,
instead
just
just
go
go
straight
straight
to
to
Google
google
or
or
Chat
chat
GPT.
gpt
In
in
the
the
words
words
of
of
God's
god's
chosen
chosen
programmer,
programmer
an
an
idiot
idiot
admires
admires
complexity,
complexity
a
a
genius
genius
admires
admires
simplicity.
simplicity
None
none
of
of
us
us
here
here
are
are
geniuses,
geniuses
and
and
that's
that's
why
why
we
we
use
use
AWS.
aws
This
this
has
has
been
been
me
me
trashing
trashing
a
a
technology
technology
that
that
has
has
me
me
by
by
the
the
balls
balls
in
in
100
100
seconds.
seconds
Stake.
stake
In
in
reality
reality
though,
though
AWS
aws
has
has
revolutionized
revolutionized
the
the
way
way
we
we
think
think
about
about
IT
it
infrastructure.
infrastructure
It's
it's
the
the
most
most
popular
popular
cloud
cloud
platform
platform
for
for
a
a
reason,
reason
and
and
without
without
it,
it
the
the
barriers
barriers
to
to
entry
entry
for
for
the
the
average
average
tech
tech
startup
startup
would
would
be
be
much
much
higher,
higher
and
and
for
for
that,
that
it
it
deserves
deserves
our
our
respect.
respect
Make
make
sure
sure
to
to
also
also
check
check
out
out
my
my
full
full
breakdown
breakdown
of
of
AWS.
aws
Thanks
thanks
for
for
watching,
watching
and
and
I
i
will
will
see
see
you
you
in
in
the
the
next
next
one.
one
success
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