 Meanwhile, Carla is crying and being comforted by her colleagues, but further upset by Sir Dave telling her to "get the **** out of here will you Carla, we don't really want snot all over the plush love" In this rewritten part of Bessie, she is played by Victoria Wood who sings an impossibly glamorous and upbeat number.However, she complains at the end that "you're going to have to change this floor".Usually lasting around five minutes, the spoof documentaries were narrated by a usually off-screen "reporter" in the first series and presented for the most part by Duncan Preston in the second series, as "Corin Huntley".