 Jacinta has two ridiculous rival suitors, Vainman and Pumicestone.She playfully torments them, insisting that Vainman never speak in her presence, while Pumicestone must do the opposite of whatever she commands.Jacinta is also courted by Confident Rapture, who has a sinister plan to prostitute her to Lord Fitzavarice; and by the Lord himself, who loves her sincerely.