 A devout Catholic, she has a twisted view on religion when she goes every day to a small church and confesses her sins of stealing and swindling to a local priest, believing that if she confesses her crimes to her priest, her "sins" will not become sins anymore.Schatzi is dating April, a girl from his high school whom he brings over to the house one day to meet the family for dinner.April is awkward about the Greenspace family's antics as well as their obsession with watching videotaped TV commercials as their only form of entertainment.