 "Draco and the Malfoys" write catchy pop songs from the perspective of Harry's rival and tormentor, Draco Malfoy "My dad's always there to open all my doors / You have to call a Patronus just to catch a glimpse of yours... my dad is rich, and your dad is dead" goes one chorus.They make reference to various Harry Potter objects, such as the Mirror of Erised and the Patronus Charm.The lyrics are generally mocking and condescending towards Harry, Ron, and others.