 The "Collegian" staff publishes "The Massachusetts Morning Wood", a humor and satire paper for April Fools' Day each year on April 1 (or the nearest print date).A slimmed down version of the standard paper (with non-satirical content) is wrapped inside.Headlines for the 2014 edition included "Chancellor dissolves SGA, replaces gov't with Spice Girls" and "Impromptu elderly birthday party leads to 82 arrested", both of which lampooned major campus controversies and events of the spring 2014 semester.